blistered shishito

When one's penis is rubbed raw after a marathon session of intercourse as result of friction, intense PSI, lack of lube or a combination of all three

Mike: Bro, why are you walking so funny?
Stan: Dude...Missy and I had a marathon sesh' last night and she dried out...I was in a zone and couldnt stop, but now I"m rolling with a blistered shishito...it sucks, but was worth it, yo

by gameshow willie August 22, 2018

slizzered

Adj. - Completely intoxicated off sizzurp. Made famous in connection with its consumption in one's ride, which may well be a G6. Could very closely precede death, but will make you feel like a rockstar right up until then.

Protective Mother - “Son, stay away from that purple drank. It killed DJ Screw!”
Unheeding Son – “Yeah ma, but at least he went out slizzered.”

by thisonesfortrinkle December 12, 2011

Blibbered

the act of consuming enough alcohol(blibber juice), that you are no longer able to form sentences and/or complete thoughts out loud. One's lip movements can no longer be controled.

What in the fuck did that blibbered bitch say to me?

by FlavaJ August 2, 2008

Blizzard

A scumbag company that doesn't give a flying shit what they do to get money .

man we should really boycott Blizzard

by Literally Everyone with brain October 13, 2019

Blistered Sister

A nun with a prominent and questionable cold sore.

Father Mulveaney couldn't help but notice the blistered sister sitting in the front row at mass. He made an appointment with his family doctor after service just to be safe.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015

White Blizzard

A Sex Act When A Man Cums All over a girls body then licks it up and vomits it into her vagina to make her pregnant.

She Got White Blizzards All Night Long!

That Kid Was Born By A White Blizzard!

by SexMoveMaker June 14, 2011

Mississippi blizzard

When the booty poppin good so you spray some whip cream on your 10 in big black cock and shove it into the pussy. Then you eat it raw just like eating a blizzard.

dude i gave shenequa the Mississippi blizzard of a life time she was so white after

by benhickdaddy123 November 29, 2016