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Blizzoned

(Adj.) The combination of being both blazed and stoned simultaneously when you're so incredibly high that just one term alone cannot explain your state of mind.
I got so blizzoned this afternoon I sucked a cambodian hooker's dick for a Big Gulp.
by crackpageant June 13, 2010
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Blizzing

When one person packs cocaine into their anus and breaks wind to propel it into someone else's nostrils. This term originates from the expelled white powder being analogous to a blizzard.
Blizzing is Phoebe's favorite way to consume cocaine.

Curly blizzed Gerald, farting the coke into the other boy's eager sinuses.
by Hillwood August 18, 2017
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blizzed

adj. - a euphoric feeling from an illegal or illicit substance, usually marijuana
We was gettin' blizzed last night, cuz!
by Cool Aaron November 15, 2007
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blitzen

as a verb means "to get high by ways of marijuana"
as an adjective means "a high person"
as a verb can also mean "great," "amazing," or "cool"
vb. meaning "to get high" ex: "Did you see Joey and Ammie blitzen after school?"

adj. ex: "Don was soo blitzen today."

vb. meaning "great," "amazing," or "cool" ex: "That book was blitzen, dude."
by YMH productions December 28, 2006
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blizzunt

A blunt (hollowed out cigar, preferably a honey dutch) filled with weed, pot, grass whatever you would like to call it and rolled together similar to a joint.
You wanna pass the blizzunt?
by Alycia February 11, 2006
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hydronical chronical blizzunt

Man when im off probation this shit of smokin the fattest hydronical chronical blizzunt !
by jermdog May 7, 2005
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Blizzness

(n,v) Any and all weed-related transaction/commerce or smokery; the act of rolling a blunt.
1)I'm tired of these pussy Smirnoffs, let's get down to blizzness.
2)Mind your own fucking blizzness bro, you always ask me for hits and I hate juggalos cause you don't wash your hair and you all look like a bunch of serial rapists whose only social skills consist of saying 'whoop whoop' to an occasional weakling. Fuck Insane Clown in their gaping herpfested Posse.
3)That was some serious blizzness last night man. I can't even look my wife in the eyes. Not because my eyes are still red but because I think I smoked myself gay.
4)Pleasure doing blizzness with you good sir! I'm gonna have that grandaddy purp next week. Not like yo nigga ass can afford it, but hey, niggas will be niggas nahmeen?
5)Let me call you back real quick Mom, I'm kinda in the middle of some blizzness right now and can't think straight.
by Frosty Da Broman July 11, 2011
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