Blingon

To pimp a Klingon. Those who wear an inordinant amount of jewelry, tattoos and or trendy clothes to compensate for a lack of God given beauty. Those who think they have it goin' on but just don't. Ugly people tryin' to make it work.

Blingon, Flava Flav, Plies, Lil Wayne, Ying Yang Twins, 50 Cent, Luther Campbell, Lil John, The Game, etc.

by aldeshsa May 13, 2009

brinton

The sexiest man or woman to ever walk the planet.

that brinton is sure hot!

by Dr Suesses husband June 15, 2010

Blintoff

A work colleague that you do not want in your team. Someone who shows no initiative. Tries to pass off all work to others so they don't have to do it. Refuses to take accountability. No willingness to learn. Stares at you like a deer stuck in headlights. Makes the same mistakes for the rest of their life. Their direct manager protects them for some odd reason. Will generally respond to all emails with pointless bullshit. Day to day activities include, but aren't limited to argy bargy and stuff. Cheers.

Did you see what John has done this week? He is a pure Blintoff.

by Blintoff September 21, 2020

blantonize

To obfuscate facts to such a degree that everyone involved loses track of what the original point of conversation is about. This is generally done to coverup ignorance of rudimentary knowledge, or to distance one's self from a negative or disasterous event they would otherwise be associated with.

When pressed for details, the president blantonized with "That depends on what your definition of is is."

by Mo Trubble February 28, 2008

Blingtonium

A material that can't be touched due to its awesome amount of bling.

The Yamaha Raptor 700R will never touch the Suzki LTR 450 due to its high level of blingtonium.

by Brandons moms lover. April 4, 2011

Binton

when a spouse gets to do whatever they want within the context of a marriage or a relationship....derivative of Bill Clinton, obviously, right?

"Man, in my last marriage I totally pulled a 'Binton' on that bitch."

by Kizzybb January 15, 2008

blantonation

A statement that is obviously false but the person making it beleives everyone believes it, or a feeble attempt to manipulate people through statements that may or may not be false.

The runor that she was seeing someone else was a complete blantonation.

by Moe Trubble May 7, 2007