Blimpie's

(n.) A crappy Sub chain of stores that are rivaled only by Subaway, and Quizno's.

Subway, Quizno's, Blimpie's. It's all horrible food to me.

by G-Union April 16, 2004

blimpy

This occurs when a female placed several tablets of alkaseltzer in 'bottom' then an uncapped cola beverage is inserted and the whole affair is turned upside down draining the contents of the bottle onto the waiting alkaseltzer. Bloating and 'blimping' occurs immediately following. The recipient enjoys a luke warm beverage 'al a blimpy'.

Damn, that's the freshest blimpy I've had in hours!!

by DB December 9, 2003

Blimpie

When you stand up and your dick points straight ahead. Halfway between Limp and a boner. Most commonly found post ejaculation.

After oral sex I enjoy walking around my house to show off my Blimpie

by Dittle603 July 28, 2017

atomic blimpie

when you get a towel then procede to take a dump you then have a girl preform oral sex on you and you take the towel and throw it over the womens head traping the smell in all its nastyness underneath

i atomic blimpied that bitch last night; it was so nasty

by mike duval March 7, 2007

blimpie gobbler

someone who stuffs a blimpie in their mouth very fast

xavier is a blimpie gobbler

by jim buck December 7, 2009

Blimpie

Where an individual uses a thin or Capri Sun like straw then proceeds to insert it into the tip of a man's penis and then blows with tremendous force to inflate the penis like a balloon animal

Yo dawg my dick is sore from yesterday
Oh yeah why's that?

You know Rachel from the Pawn shop?
That smokin redhead?
Yeah
She gave me a blimpie and I don't know how to feel about it

by SpanglyCharly March 31, 2021

Blimpie

To inflate someone's foreskin by blowing into the tip orally and holding off the tip like a blimp or balloon.

Is nova uncut?

I dont know ask them if they want a Blimpie.

by Aitrus Otter March 21, 2022