Ryan Bellows

Waking up, looking in the mirror, and remembering you are you.

I wish I was a unicorn with a diamond horn riding a jet fighter but I'm just Ryan Bellows.

by Skato August 3, 2012

The Bellows

Yet another act designed to share noxious butt gas (flatulence) with one's significant other (SO). It is comprised of multiple steps.

1) While your SO is in bed with you, tightly hold the covers close to you to create a good seal that will prevent noxious gases from coming out near you.

2) Let one go. Silent but deadly is better as everyone loves surprises.

3) Slowly use your foot to raise the covers at the far end of the bed.

4) Let your foot drop. If done properly, "The Bellows" should give your SO a nice blast of your most recent work while leaving you protected and laughing.

NOTE: Punches in the arm as well as the well earned title of "you asshole" are a likely result

This was inspired by the Dutch Oven

I gave my wife The Bellows last night. That's how her eyebrows got singed.

by Prof. Ass Master May 13, 2011

Bulgarian Bellows

When a woman stretches her labia over her partner's mouth, creating an airtight seal. The partner then must forcefully blow air into her vagina, creating positive pressure. Finally, the woman queefs to release said pressure back out into her partner's mouth.

I heard doing Bulgarian Bellows is great for your sinuses.

by Indy the Great January 23, 2019

Coitus Bellows

Usually used were you have a older teacher that has a dan sedin/gordon freeman goatee and doesn't know how to use newer technology/gadgets.

Alex : My woodshop teacher sure is a coitus bellows, he looks like daniel sedin.
Gordon : Yah i seen him earlier, he couldn't even turn on his windows 98 computer!
Alex : LOL!

by TheJizzards June 28, 2011

The Bellows

During a devil's three way one man inserts his erect penis aggressively into the vagina while the other aggressively inserts his penis into her anus. The two then viciously thrust simultaneously, knocking nuts and making her exhale heavily out of fear and enjoyment.

Fire investigator: How did your house catch fire?
Chad: Me and my buddy were giving his wife The Bellows and knocked over a few candles.

by HardwoodTable May 19, 2019

Reverse Bellows

Belching into a gaping butthole and having the recipient fart the air back in one's mouth.

The Reverse Bellows I gave your mother in church will echoe in my bowels for eternity.

by Leg Tat November 13, 2017

Bellow Average Syndrome (BAS)

Disorder in which one neglect all people who were once important.

Mon: "Hey Jaxx, I'll pick you up after school. Be there!"
Jaxx: "Okay, sounds good."

Mon never shows up, Jaxx is upset.

Mon is suffering from a classic case of Bellow Average Syndrome (BAS)

by LSDLucy December 15, 2008