A pedophilic term insinuating that if a girl has the ability to experience menstrual cycles, she's old enough enough to have sex with, regardless of the legality of the situation. It is a play on words of the original term: "If it bleeds it leads"
Can also be used as "if it bleeds, it needs"
Can also be used as "if it bleeds, it needs"
Two dudes checking out a girl:
Dude 1: would you hit that?
Dude 2: nah, I don't think she's old enough
Dude 1: shit, if it bleeds it breeds!
Dude 1: would you hit that?
Dude 2: nah, I don't think she's old enough
Dude 1: shit, if it bleeds it breeds!
by TheKmannn June 29, 2011
Get the If it bleeds it breeds mug.Much like Get to da choppa! this is a much quoted line by the character Dutch in the action film Predator.
played by-Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Must be said barely audibly, due to an over sized cigar or sum such stand in prop and a thick Austrian accent.
Can be used in any number of social situations often regarding an overly optimistic and highly unlikely outcome.
played by-Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Must be said barely audibly, due to an over sized cigar or sum such stand in prop and a thick Austrian accent.
Can be used in any number of social situations often regarding an overly optimistic and highly unlikely outcome.
Mac: Dude, that babe is way too hot for you.
(puts rolled up beer mat between teeth and assumes Austrian accent)
Dutch: If it bleeds, we can kill it.
(puts rolled up beer mat between teeth and assumes Austrian accent)
Dutch: If it bleeds, we can kill it.
by Soul-Demon November 1, 2008
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Bleed it
• Slide and bleed it
• check it bleed
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• holy christ thats the worst thing ive ever heard stop it or youre gonna make my ears bleed
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• Will It Blend?
• If it bleeds, we can kill it
• patience is a virtue until it bleeds
A internet phenomenon created by Blendtec founder Tom Dickson to show his company's blender is the world's most powerful blender. He created short videos of his blender liquefying Plungers, Light Bulbs, Rake Handles, Toy Dolls, Cell Phones and even an Ipod and posted them on YouTube. Via free word of mouth and internet blogging Dickson created a huge interest in his product for virtually nothing compared to using paid advertising on television.
by JangleRadio April 5, 2007
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This interrogative relative to "passing muster" is based in the internet phenomenon created by Blendtec founder Tom Dickson, as previously defined.
This interrogative relative to "passing muster" is based in the internet phenomenon created by Blendtec founder Tom Dickson, as previously defined.
Adam: I have a theory that the universe is actually contained in a wormhole on the back of a turtle.
Bob: But will it blend? No -- it won't, because you can't test that! It's not even a theory if you can't test it!
Bob: But will it blend? No -- it won't, because you can't test that! It's not even a theory if you can't test it!
by CleffedUp April 23, 2010
Get the Will it blend? mug.Patience is a virtue; meaning one's morals to not get upset from having to wait
that is until it starts to bleed; meaning it resulted in disappointment and anger regarding the hard work you went through to wait for it
that is until it starts to bleed; meaning it resulted in disappointment and anger regarding the hard work you went through to wait for it
Patience is a virtue until it bleeds, I worked so hard and waited, but it ended up not working out in my favor, now I'm left with anger and disappointment
by interstellarbeing July 6, 2022
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