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Hazel Blears

Cockney rhyming slang for a vaginal smears test.

Hazel Blears is the annoying ginger dwarf who is the Labour Party Parrot MP for Salford, UK.
"Hey Vera, can't chat now as I am off to get me Hazel Blears done. I will be back in an hour!"
by Liam Billington March 16, 2008
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Beary

The cutest and most popular name for a stuffed bear in the world. Bearys are usually HUGE, furry, and hugable. Bearys can't talk so they use sign language to communicate. Tend to attract a lot of girls and attention. Bearys HATE washing machines.
Elisa: OMG! Is that a BEARY?
Meghann: Awhhh! Sooo cutee!!!!
Elisa: I WANT IT!
Meghann: NOOOO! HES MINEEEEE!!
by BearyFan January 1, 2011
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bleard

Comes from a misspelling of Blackbeard the pirate. In this misspelling a character had been created out of his beard and is said to eat clits and is infested with rats. The beard itself is its own organism with fully functioning organ systems. The name if this organism is bleard.
sara: hey bri just make sure blackbeard doesn't eat your clit
bri: it's his bleard i have to worry about
by charli minaj-nikci April 3, 2020
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Bleayatch

What Snoop Dogg uses to clean his clothes.
Person 1: What does Snoop Doggy Dogg use to clean his clothes?
Person 2: Bleayatch
by Nathan Tiberius October 30, 2007
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bleargh

Typical onomatopoeia used in comics and manga when someone puke.
"Bleargh! I hate alien bowels! Damn!"
by Simz88 July 9, 2009
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bleaky

Kenny Rey ass just committed a bleaky act
by rick pr November 22, 2010
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bleart

The man who had sex with your girl.
Bleart had sex with my girl.
by Apple_pen January 4, 2017
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