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BLARFED

When you're so disgusted - that you barf out of your butthole.
Patrick sent me a nasty email of his balls...and I blarfed.
by Darkest Lotus August 18, 2009
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bearfalo

Bearfalo (n) a bearlike creature having a humped buffalo-esque back, seeming to exude coolness. Often referred to as the place holder of the top of all food chains.....combined.
Did you see that Gnar Bearfalo Schralp that hill?
by The Bearfalo whisperer November 20, 2013
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Hazel Blears

Cockney rhyming slang for a vaginal smears test.

Hazel Blears is the annoying ginger dwarf who is the Labour Party Parrot MP for Salford, UK.
"Hey Vera, can't chat now as I am off to get me Hazel Blears done. I will be back in an hour!"
by Liam Billington March 16, 2008
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Bleahflemgal

Bleahflemgal is the expression of feeling MEH or annoyance.

It is a combination of going bleh or blah but you have a mouth filled with saliva so you flem up when making the "eh"/"ah" sound... gal is just on there for good measure as bleahflem doesn't sound as good as bleahflemgal.

This word was made up and coined by Anthony Donald Brown (Antpie) First when in a skype chat with Lauren Emily John (LilMsDynamite).
This monument in history set nothing in motion appart the creation of a pretty awesome word all people from anywhere in the world will understand how you feel if you say it.
How to use Bleahflemgal 101
Person 1: *has a drink after a bad day at work*
Person 2: Hey how you doing?
Person 1: *drink causes flem mouth* " Bleahflemagal"
Person 2: Oh I see, not that great then, too bad.
by LilMsAntpie April 15, 2013
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bleard

Comes from a misspelling of Blackbeard the pirate. In this misspelling a character had been created out of his beard and is said to eat clits and is infested with rats. The beard itself is its own organism with fully functioning organ systems. The name if this organism is bleard.
sara: hey bri just make sure blackbeard doesn't eat your clit
bri: it's his bleard i have to worry about
by charli minaj-nikci April 3, 2020
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Blarf

A cross mating of a blanket and a scarf = A BLARF
wearing a blanket around your neck like a scarf so its a blarf
by Emishell January 2, 2010
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blarfably

"How blarfably romantic"
by sapphic_ships June 14, 2017
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