Blasterbating

Furiously masturbating, red-faced, sweating, and often with both hands.

Roger: Man, my cock is sore this morning.
Jerry: Were you masturbating again last night?
Roger: Bro, I wasn't just masturbating, I was blasterbating.
Jerry: Sweet Jesus.

by Cyril Figgis April 13, 2014

basterbating

V. (Baz-ter-BAY-ting):
The act of masturbating using garlic bread or the grease from garlic bread. This has been known to cause plane crashes and affect Counter-Strike:Source performance positively.

Example 1:
Woman: "What happened to that plane!!!!"
Man: "The pilot was basterbating..."
Woman:"Ouch..."
Man:"Yep, Virgin Airways has lost 4 planes this year to basterbating. It's a tragedy."

Example 2:
MooN: "Woah, Grazi is bhopping like a boss!!!"
PedoBear: "Yah, what's up with that?"
Grazi:"Sorry, what? I was busy basterbating"

by MooN333 September 13, 2011

blasturbation

Noun: An effect occurring after such extensive periods of masturbation. The effect will either be that of: lack of semen or "cum"; or no semen at all.

"Haha Dan can't cum."
"Dude, I just have blasturbation real bad!"
"Dan, no. You just can't cum."

by hank kaplan May 27, 2008

batsturbating

1.) The act of masturbating while hanging upside down. Ideally batsturbating is performed in a dark basement or cellar. Often batsturbating is accompanied by clicks used for the purpose of echolocation.

2.) The word used when one is binge watching the Christopher Nolan Batman movies.

"Have you tried batsturbating? It's a real headrush."

"I'd watch the new DC comics Batman movies starring Ben Affleck, but I'm going to be busy batsturbating."

by [e-mail] February 18, 2018

Blasternating

Verb. Occurs when somebody royally f#cks his or her self by putting another individual on blast when they had no business what-so-ever telling Anybody at all a truth told to them in secret!

Karen wasn't invited to the party because last time she came she kept blasternating Amanda and Amanda's going to be at her loose tongued ass if she sees her because she told everybody that Amanda had a huge black dildo in her purse.

by Fanny Fatter from Frittersvill April 19, 2025

Blasternating

Verb. Occurs when somebody royally f#cks his or her self by putting another individual on blast when they had no business what-so-ever telling Anybody at all a truth told to them in secret!

Karen wasn't invited to the party because last time she came she kept blasternating Amanda and Amanda's going to beat her loose tongued ass if she sees her because she told everybody that Amanda had a huge black dildo in her purse.

by Fanny Fatter from Frittersvill April 19, 2025