Jesus: "God created everything out of nothing but i have no tangible proof of it so you'll just have to take my word for it."
Ignorant Person: "That is the smartest thing I have ever heard anyone say about anything!"
Charles Darwin: "I THINK that evolution MAY have happened, I do have tangible evidence based on reality and real world observations but it is still inconclusive and needs further study."
Ignorant Person: "BLASPHEMY! SINNER! BE GONE UNHOLY SPAWN OF SATAN!"
Ignorant Person: "That is the smartest thing I have ever heard anyone say about anything!"
Charles Darwin: "I THINK that evolution MAY have happened, I do have tangible evidence based on reality and real world observations but it is still inconclusive and needs further study."
Ignorant Person: "BLASPHEMY! SINNER! BE GONE UNHOLY SPAWN OF SATAN!"
by bored15yrold September 30, 2012
Get the blasphemymug. by jiggityjugs July 30, 2013
Get the Blasphemymug. "I don’t believe in God. He never talks to me like he does to those other lesser followers of him within the Bible."
"Be cautious, lone sheep. God talks to me everyday, so that in which you speak of is blasphemy."
"Be cautious, lone sheep. God talks to me everyday, so that in which you speak of is blasphemy."
by Bucket Life October 16, 2007
Get the Blasphemymug. by Jacky L January 9, 2008
Get the blasphemymug. by BarnyRd September 3, 2019
Get the Blasphemymug. The intent of doing an act that's considered to go with your beliefs with a third-party goes completely against your belief.
Person 1: I'm vegan, but I'm purchasing a vegan food product from a non-vegan food franchise
Person 2: Blasphemy!
Person 2: Blasphemy!
by Can't find a handle November 13, 2021
Get the blasphemymug.