David Blanus

When someone makes your penis disappear with their anus.

That chick is full of magic tricks, she used her anus to David Blanus!

by Ligs March 1, 2019

blauspot

A type of minecraft player that has a lot of skill and is good looking outside of the videogame and in the real world.

Me: Hey Joe, check out that Blauspot!
Joe: Wow that Blauspot's so good looking!

by Blauspot December 24, 2017

busty-blausen

n. well-endowed woman generally found serving Bavarian beer in amusingly ornate steins at Oktoberfests.
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Ve should go to Eckville and check out the busty-blausen mit de shirten-low and the lowen-brau.

Nein! I am allergen to oomp-pa-pa accordion music.

by gnostic1 July 23, 2011

Blanus

1. Blanus is a blend of the phrase, "bleaching my dirty anus". Blanus is really for the neurotic on the go. They're a mover and shaker, a jetsetter, and can't be bothered with a blemished anus. Persistent sufferers of swamp ass will sometimes resort to a blanus to keep some of the fecal matter our of their sweaty run off. When wiping your ass just doesn't do the trick, and you find yourself looking in a mirror through your legs at your spread cheeks and your exposed asshole, giving yourself the stink eye back, you're well on your way to a blanus.

What're you doing tonight?" "I'm going home for a blanus" "Do you mean you're gonna scrub bleach on your anus?" "I don't have time for you.

by Blanophile April 26, 2011

blaps

to smack someone in the face !!

blaps u on da head blad

by MrW January 31, 2005

blaps

mistake

"opps I made a blaps" South African surf term

by southafsurf October 28, 2009

blapsphemous

grossly irreverent toward what is held to be sacred...whilst in the ghetto!!

Tony was being well Blapsphemous the other day innit blud

by AdamVipz March 14, 2013