pig blap

When someone gets hit in the face with a penis or penis like object (dildo) and leaves a mark in the shape of the object.

Like when you get a mushroom tatto, that's getting pig blapped.

by Sasha U. May 2, 2006

Bling Blap

Better than bling bling; more expensive.

"Dude, did you see the bling blap on that rapper? He had at least 12 gold and platinum chains around his neck!"

by KillahhCaityy January 19, 2009

angry blap

To be performed by experienced perfesionals only. Its when you are getting a blow job and you pull out just as you are about to cum. You cum in one eye, and poke the other eye, so thet the cum filled eye opens. then you trademark it by slapping her nose with you still hard cock giving her a nose bleed. Also refered to as the BLAP BLAP BLAP..

"Man this one time at band camp, this chck was giving me head and i gave her the angry blap, and shoved a flute up her ass.. "

by the angry russel September 12, 2009

blap

refers to the sound that a males penis makes when he hits it against a females face

She was talkin dirty so I blapped her

by duder October 4, 2003

Blip Blap

Manchester UK slang for a cannabis joint reefer or spliff used as early as 1991.

Just had a blip laffin!
throw a blip blap together.

by Kingy7 October 15, 2012

Blap

The sound of your speakers when you are slappin bass.

Turn up the bass till you hear the speakers blap.

by JaySteeze January 2, 2015

Squappety Blap

When your best friend's brother is blapping you while watching a dvd of old men squatting over a bicycle pump injecting air into their rectum in order to recreate the female queef

Squappety Blap Don't Talk Back!
Wow your brother gave me a right good squappety blapping last night.

by Squapstars October 16, 2011