Blind ride is when your girl climbs on top of you when your sleeping and it's pitch black in the bedroom. She then starts to ride you and tell you to enjoy the blindside...
My wife came to bed after I was already sleeping and began to give me a blindride. She made my night.
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An overwhelming amount of boring information forced onto an audience that could not possibly care less.
We sat through a four hour lecture on the history of lectures. I wanted to stab my ears with a pencil. It was a total blandslide.
by Reverend Homeslice February 3, 2012
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by shadesoflight December 2, 2011
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The recent landlord/house flippers that take away all character and original details of a house in order to “update” it with contractor grade, gray everything.
That mid century modern house used to be really cool with the pink tile bathroom, quirky fireplace and terrazzo floors. The new blandlord “updated” it with an open floor plan with vinyl plank floors, gray walls and contractor grade fixtures throughout and now it’s so boring!
by My name is Bunny February 3, 2022
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