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Black Ops Wank

One plays the video-game Call of Duty: Black Ops so much that you're brain becomes wearisome and tired. In a state of trauma you turn to your computer and your urge to wank. Whilst getting into your wank you get bored and return to black ops.
Wow, why is my computer streaming porn.... oh must of had another Black Ops wank.
by Neo12 January 15, 2011
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Black ops

reason why most women are turning lesbian
Sally:Whats wrong.? Betty: Ugh i havent seen my boyfriend in months ever since black ops came out
by yadadamean.? January 2, 2011
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Black Ops Widow

A woman who has lost those cozy, cuddly nights with her husband or significant other to the Call of Duty game, Black Ops.
Who? My husband? In bed before midnight? Dude, no way! I'm a Black Ops Widow!
by ljenator January 15, 2011
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Black Ops

A video game that is addicting to teenage boys. Also the cause of the huge decrease in teen pregnacy, teen relationships, and any interaction with male from the ages 13-18. When speaking to a victim of this game, they may speak in some languge where they will say, "BK" , "Garbage" , "Noob" , "Camper" , "Hardscope", "Drop Shot", and many more.

Warnings: Keep all males in the age range of 13-18 away from this game if you want to ever speak to them again.
Jake: Hey, did you get Black Ops?
Austin: Fuck yeah im going to game it up all night.
Jake Me too, invite me!
by Annoyed Girlfriend November 13, 2010
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black ops 3

The reason people are staying home 6th november
Fuckboy: ude, ypu going to the party?
Me: No, Black ops 3 is happening
by Aintevenmad January 6, 2016
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Black Ops

A military term that is an operation that is either non-bearing, has neither bad nor good outcome, or no responsibility.
Known from Intelligence sections of countries to sabotage enemies, getting the honor if accomplished. But if failed, they have no responsibility, and the operator or agent is to blame.
Intel Agent Head: This mission is a Black Ops.
Intel Agent: *Shoots down Agent Head*.
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 1, 2018
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Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War is a 2020 first person shooter developed by Treyarch and Raven Software with Supporting Studios Activison Shanghai Studio, Demonware, and Sledgehammer Games published by Activison.
The game takes place during 1984 as the player plays as a customizable character simply known as “Bell” as the player decides whether to fight with NATO or fight with the Soviets.
Black Ops Cold War’s Multiplayer brings back fan favorite maps such as Raid, Express and many others, the multiplayer also features brand new maps such as Miami, The Pines, Moscow, and large team based maps in the Fire Team playlists.
Black Ops Cold War’s Zombies mode continues after the events of Tag Der Toten in what is now called the Dark Aether storyline, the storyline follows NATO’s Requiem and Warsaw Pact’s Omega Group trying to find out how to control the Dark Aether including these maps so far Die Maschine, Firebase Z, Outbreak, and Onslaught being a PlayStation exclusive until Nov 1, 2021
Call of Duty Black Ops Cold War has garnered a lot of hate due to its Skill Based Match Making causing many gamers to complain to Activison on social media but to no avail, the game has also garnered hate when it was implemented into Warzone with a lot of the weapons being way stronger than Modern Warfare’s weapons.
Phil:”Hey you guys ready to play some Call of Duty Black Ops Cold War

John:”What mode this time?”

Phil:”Maybe some Zombies.”

John:”Eh fuck it, why not?”
by Pussyeaterdicksucker69 May 20, 2021
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