The Black MAMBA

The nickname for only the greatest player currently in the NBA, Kobe Bryant. He also has the deadliest jumpshot in NBA History and holds 4 NBA Finals Rings as well. He will soon pass Kareem Abdul-Jabbar for the most points scored in NBA history.

Santits: Lebron!!!!! Whoo he just won his 2nd MVP

Lucas: Dude FUCK LEBRON!!! Its all about the Black MAMBA BITCHES!!!!!!!!

Jaime: Yea Lebron Sucks but wait dont forget The Black MAMBA is also a snake. :)

by HUNTER_HH May 04, 2010

Black Mamba

a highly venomous, slender, olive-brown to dark gray penis that moves with great speed and agility. Native to eastern and southern Africa. A penis like this could also be found in the home of Patrick Johnson's, who is located in Arizona. It is the largest poisonous penis on the continent.

Yeah, Patricks Black Mamba is UNREAL.

by Taraberra April 29, 2011

black mamba

the act of slapping someone in the mouth or nose, while that person is asleep. Made popular on the hit show, Wild Boyz

It's time to give Steve-O a black mamba

by Dustin McWilliams July 12, 2005

Black Mamba

A deceptively intoxicating cocktail made by mixing Jack Daniel's and Diet Pepsi.

I downed one black mamba and I'm already feeling tipsy.

by Vlcfox2222 April 11, 2012

Black Mamba

A black man's enormous penis. Also know as a brown rocket (not to be confused with a shit log).

Dude, did you see that guy's dick? It was a Black Mamba!!

by textme November 09, 2011

Black mamba

The act of masterbaiting at least 30 times a day.

Man I got nothing done yesterday, I was being the black mamba

by The mamber April 22, 2011

Black Mamba

A huge cock, or penis, well over 14 inches. (Usually belonging to someone of the African Decent.)

Some Kid: "Man, all of them girls sure do like Tyrone, I just don't see it."

Me: "Yeah, I heard that he has a Black Mamba up in them pants though."

by The Almighty Vergina December 02, 2010