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Black Knight

The real hero in the story, the anti-simp, the woman-beater(lol), the remedy to the infamous White-knight. These people are the true knights, they will always fuck over white knights and simps.
person 1 (white knight): ughuhgugh that girl is so hot im going to simp for her in this FFA game and make sure no one touches her
person 2 (black knight): stupid female, die.
person 1 (white knight):OMG WTFF/!??!! YOU KILLED THE QUEEN!!! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
person 2 (black knight): die, white-knight. bring as many of your friends as you need, you're all dogshit at this game and you can't even win in a fucking 5v1, absolute garbage, teaming in a fucking FFA match, imagine how embarassing that must be lol
person 1 (white knight): URHUGRHGRURHGRUH MY SIMP PRIDE FUCK YOU REPORTED AND BLOCKEED UHGUHGUGHUHG
by Artorias#3666 May 6, 2020
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A Black Knight is similar to a White Knight, but only in its goal. While a White Knight Simps a women, a Black Knight acts rude and macho. The Black Knight might act like he doesn't want the girl, and even play hard to get.
Look at this Black Knight, acting like a dick to be the cool guy.
by OfficalJaff January 24, 2020
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Someone who thinks women as a whole are second class and think there is absolutely nothing wrong with assulting them.
Damn bro... Dylan said I’m a white knight for defending a girl... he’s just saying that cuz he’s a Black Knight who beats women
by KIANP73 September 8, 2018
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A verb, as in "to Black Knight".
Refers to the act of attacking an opponents legs with one's teeth.

A phrase coined by Max Brooks, in his work World War Z, and itself a homage to Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Black Knight: All right; we'll call it a draw.
Arthur: Come, Patsy.
Black Knight: Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You yellow bastard! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!
by Noble2.0 December 5, 2010
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It’s Someone who can’t get any girls
It’s the opposite of a “white knight” which is someone who is a simp
Yo this guy doesn’t get any girls, what a black knight
by Sgetti November 21, 2020
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Similar to a White Knight. Black Knights strive to uphold righteousness and a "do or die" mentality when it comes to social justice. They maintain a ridiculous set of standards, rules, and unrealistic expectations regarding how a community should be upheld/changed. They maintain a black-and-white view of the world, and leave little room for human error.

They are fond of over-blowing "problematic" issues, crying wolf when it comes to online drama (especially personal conversations), digging up dirt on people, and enforcing a strict "order" despite any chaos it might cause as a result. They will always do this for personal satisfaction, rather than for any social gratification, as even if people argue with them, they'll simply choose not to listen or to dissect arguments or the people arguing with them in similar fashion. Even if they are proven wrong, in the end, they will continue to believe in their own viewpoint.

Black Knights will also abuse their position in social justice and use common buzz words or phrases in order to paint whatever target they dislike in the worst light possible in order to try and de-popularize it/them within their community. If you are imperfect, then to them, you are worthy of death.

Black Knights can be found practicing Cringe Culture and Cancel Culture, and love spreading rumors and/or drama regarding popular people or subjects in order to find and exploit any and all flaws in a potential icon/idol, subject, or piece of media.
Black Knight dialogue;
"You shouldn't enjoy (FANDOM) because (XYZ...) and if you do then you're irredeemable scum and I hope you die :)"

"I'm writing this callout post for (internet friend) because they're ABUSIVE" ((they're not, this person is lying to make their friend look bad and using fake screenshots))

"I don't care what anyone says, I still think he's definitely abusive, the people defending him are all brainwashed idiots, and the guy who defended him is ALSO problematic, and the people defending him, and the people defending the people who defended the guy who defended him, and-"
by begliar September 30, 2020
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Black Knight

It’s Someone who can’t get any girls
It’s the opposite of a “white knight” which is someone who is a simp
Yo this guy doesn’t get any girls, what a black knight
by Sgetti November 21, 2020
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