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bitchslap

To slap someone (particularly but not necessarily female) who is being rude or nasty, perhaps screaming a lot (i.e., being a bitch). The idea is to get them to calm down and behave. It doesn't necessarily mean you really hit the person; there is such a thing as a verbal bitchslap.
Did you see how Rush Limbaugh stopped spewing that right-wing Nazi bullshit after Howard Zinn bitchslapped him on national television?
by Bluejay May 8, 2004
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Bitchslice

used to describe someone being a complete bitch
Joe: I will eat you
Bill: Your such a Bitchslice
Joe: sanfasizzle
by BroJoe555 March 21, 2010
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Bitchaversary

This is without the darkest day in a man's life. The bitchaversary marks the exact date that a man's woman, who seems to be a faithful damsel, decides to toy around with another man's meat and swallow his brain rain, which is clearly inferior to yours. This whored out yeti then proceeds to leaving you, for a man she met less than three hours ago, which feels worse than being raped by a elephant in the sub-tropical region of Africa. The bitchaversary also normally marks the day when the honorable man sheds bro tears.
Yeah man its my fuckin' Bitchaversary
by africanchild April 15, 2011
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He-Man Bitchslap

Power bitchslap to the face. Must have a big windup and delivered with such force the intended targets head is snapped sideways. Usually handed out by a very pissed off person or big muscley beefcake. Sound of the slap can be heard down the street. Hard enough to pop eyeballs from the sockets and loosen teeth.
That was no ordinary bitchslap. That was a He-Man bitchslap.
by Taylz March 17, 2014
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Bitchslicer

Probably one of the greatest Thrash band to land on the face of the earth.

Bitchslicer is one of the most underrated bands in the tri-state area and definitely the most underrated thrash band out of Philadelphia. - Phillyshreds.com

Philadelphia powerhouse, Bitchslicer, isn't your typical thrash band. Their "Fuck Yeah" sound is part King Gary's lightning fast guitar riffs with chaotic leads peeling into screaming harmonics that churn back to the crustiest head-banging progressions, filling out the low end is all heart-only playing bass for 8 weeks bassist old man Fran...all while Antman's ballsout super-tempo drumming does more than punctuate as he brings the feel of each song together with heavy-hitting insanity. It just keeps getting faster, better and heavier.
Guy 1: Metallica is the best Thrash band ever!!
Guy 2: Bitch please... Bitchslicer
by Beagle Oneism September 18, 2013
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Logical bitchslap

To completely overwhelm an irrational thinker with logic, such that they have no choice but to accept the logical truth. A logical bitchslap usually involves one person berating the other over a poor decision and/or thought process.
Person 1: I'm thinking about buying boob implants for my girlfriend...

Person 2: That is incredibly rude and you shouldn't do it. She will perceive it as an insult to her breast size, and not as any form of complement. This can only lead to a strain, if not break, in your relationship. Which will only cause emotional anxiety in either parties. Imagine how you would feel if she purchased a penis enlargement for you. You would most likely take it as an insult to your stature and by extension your ability to perform during coitus...

Person 1: Ok, ok, I get it. Stop with the logical bitchslap already.
by JSchZBetoipi March 28, 2010
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bitch slave

Boyfriend who is basicly a slave to his girlfriend and her friends often to a degrading degree.
Zack go get me change for my 20. Now!
God Allie your boyfriend is such a bitch slave.
by Namkrow October 27, 2005
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