Bitch Please

When this woman is going all nuts saying bullshit you say bitch please!; A way of saying to someone they're full of it.

I was like bitch please when she was saying I stole her phone.

by MaDawgTT February 5, 2015

Bitch, please

The feminine equivalent of Nigga, please.
Usually placed at the begining of an insult.

bitch, please, you so skeezy.

by violet March 3, 2003

Bitch please!

Used when someone/tool makes a stupid comment, or just as a fun way of saying no. Remeber to raise your left hand over your right shoulder as if to pimp slap them.

Mitchell:"Josh would have sex with Megan Carter?"
Josh:"Bitch please!!!" *raises hand*

by Epicnessincarnate August 16, 2009

Bitch please

A phrase used to begin sentences, usually by divas. Implies disagreement to the previous sentence.

Bobbi : I can ride camels with two humps.
Shequila : Bitch please, you can't even handle one hump.

by The Man Who Stares At Floats May 3, 2010

Bitch Please

a phrase to respond with when you're being pissed off by a bitch.

bitch:"girl you aint got nothing"
you:"Bitch Please"

by Lydia from NY January 29, 2006

Bitch Please

A word used when someone says something stupid or something like that.

The Walking Dead(lol i love it I can't help it)

Carl (little 8 year old boy) - Dad, the walkers(zombies) look so scary I'm so scared!!!

Rick (Carl's daddy) - Bitch please.

by SomeDude2003 February 9, 2014

Bitch Please

White guy's way of fitting in when a black guy says "nigger please" - which is when a black guy calls bull shit on you.

Guy 1: Hey you wanna go see a movie on Saturday?

Guy 2: Bitch Please!

Guy 1: Fag

by (-.(-.(-.(-.-).-).-).-) December 25, 2011