Tough Muffins Bitch

"well isn't that just too bad"
Used to express misfortune
coined by a hilarious girl on Gull Lake (Chubby)

ME: I didn't get to see my B.F. last night.
Chubby: Tough muffins bitch; you see him every night!

by Breastie January 30, 2009

muffin bitch

sum one whoo bitches 2 much nd isz mad dramatic

joseph: dame willie boy u stepped on my shoes

willie boy: stop bitching

jospeh: no nigga these are my new shoes

willie boy: ur acting like a muffin bitch u suck man

by willie boy January 30, 2008

muffy bitch

What you get called in the torchys parking lot by some drunk old trailer trash lady trying to pull out of her parking spot while you're so-called "in the way"

"GET OUT OF MY WAY YOU STUPID MUFFY BITCH!"

by Wakebitchez October 6, 2016

bitchmuffin

A confusing, endearing/insulting name given to someone that you really like, but who occasionally pisses you off. Everyone hates bitches, but everyone loves muffins. Bitchmuffin.

Brian: "Yo that girl Nicole is such a bitchmuffin"
Rett: "Yeah, I love her like muffins, but she can go buckwild sometimes"

by buttshex November 8, 2009

muffin batch

Short for "motherfucking bitch"

You're a muffin batch for doing that.

by DevinSAA January 20, 2024