biceptual

A person, usually a man, who is obsessed with his biceps.

Sonia: Did you see Sacha?
Terri: Yes, he's so biceptual, always showing off his guns.

by ratto January 21, 2009

Biceptual

when one loves their muscles so much, nothing else matters, that person is biceptual in their sexual orientation

Nick is biceptual, I don't think he's ever had a girlfriend.

by K.12689 February 8, 2007

bisextual

A person who will sext anyone and/or everyone in his/her contact list. This act is often done when drunk texting as the sender keeps one eye closed in order to see the phone screen. In this pose, the sender looks like he/she just received a pirate face.

This term does not apply to someone who has had their phone iJacked.

A bisextual should not be confused with a homosextual, whose sexting is usually intented to be comical in nature and not taken seriously.

Dude: OMG! I just got a sext from Bill! It shows him doing the meatspin and asks if I want to be next!!

Female friend: STFU!! I got the same message!!!

Dude: Bill is one crazy ass bisextual!

by HemlocKing March 2, 2012

biceptual

a man who is so obsessed with his muscles, typically arms, that their had has gone so far up their ass it has resurfaced through the esophagus creating the illusion of a normal person.

ever since that kid got some biceps he's been acting pretty full of himself

yeah hes a certified biceptual

by crumbuns August 17, 2010

Biceptual

A gym regular that is either into exclusively lifting biceps or incorporating biceps into every gym cession. On occasion they dream of having relations with the anatomical muscle group.

Ex. Brohammer, check out that dude over there getting diesel on his brocepts. He's such a biceptual.
Ex. Mom, Dad, I wanted to tell you that I think I'm a biceptual... (Mom & Dad gasp)

by Jacking Steel November 7, 2014

Bisteptual

Someone who attends AA as well as NA usually prefers NA literature over AA, but gets along with AA members better

Newcomer: Oh cool, so what meetings do you like to hit besides this one?

13th stepper: ya know I don't like to discriminate. I'll hit the Tuesday night NA and the nooner at Alono club whenever I have the time. Some could say I'm Bisteptual at heart.

by Shrewby November 20, 2020

Biswipetual

A noun that means someone who has the capability of wiping their ass with both left and right hand.

Miles:Hey Harry what hand do you wipe with?

Harry: I use both, I'm Biswipetual.
Miles: Nice dude.

by Sidewayssnow August 23, 2016