sex deprived middle aged women ranting on a facebook page about teenagers vaping in their neighborhood. they wear lululemon pants, go to moksha yoga on baldwin and definitely smoke “medical” weed. their names are julie and karen. no in between.
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sasha: yo what are you wearing that is the most brooklin mom thing ive ever seen
jen: sorry they’re my only clean pants
sasha: yo what are you wearing that is the most brooklin mom thing ive ever seen
jen: sorry they’re my only clean pants
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by BigJillHudson January 18, 2019
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by Seductive Canteloupe March 22, 2013
Get the Brooklyn Hot Dog mug.A group of kids in Brooklin, Ontario who are mostly rich and spoiled and the rest of the kids in Brooklin who aren’t rich hate being called brooklin kids.
by Randomusernameso June 4, 2018
Get the brooklin kids mug.A good two shoes white girl that got pregnant from having sex with her first and only boyfriend (She's so unlucky she didn't even get to sleep around like most teens do) she then kept the baby because she's a Christian and doesn't believe in abortion because her family are strongly against pro choice. Brooke Morton's daughter has Down syndrome and since Brooke gave birth she's been posting everything she, her boyfriend and her daughter do with their lives.
Brooke Morton isn't like most teen moms who have it tough because Brooke Morton is Sheltered and hasn't had to work to provide money for her child, she has a boyfriend who works
and his dad gave them a place to stay even though both of them aren't even 20.
and his dad gave them a place to stay even though both of them aren't even 20.
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