bird

n.
1. An individual who is stupid, foolish, careless, idiotic, moronic, retarded, or just plain dumb.

2. A profane gesture in the form of giving the middle finger.

3. A feathered vertebrate that has wings and lays eggs.

interj.
Used to express dissatisfaction.

See Also: bird move

n.
1. You are such a fucking bird.

2. That mutha fucka just flipped me the bird! Cap his ass!

3. Look at that bird flying up in the sky.

interj.
You want me to what?! Bird!

by prefixed February 8, 2004

bird

British slang term for girlfriend

who is this new bird of yours?

by Sexydimma December 23, 2017

bird

36 ounces of cocaine

I stand all day on the block and flip bird's and ki's

by datbuffsucka August 24, 2005

bird

1/. a girl, chick, woman, female

2/. (UK) a stint of time in a correctional facility (jug). Originally used by Sixties Cockney gangsters and Eastenders types.

1/. 'Is that Dave's new bird? Man she's mingin!'

2/. 'Keep yer head down - I ain't doing bird for you'

by therealrichieedwards May 1, 2004

bird

When you flip someone off, like this:
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I gave that fag the bird.

by Dr.Phil June 9, 2005

bird

A term used in Chicago, describes a girl that gets around, basically a girl that's loose.

-Damn man look at her, imma wife her.
~Man you don't want that bird.

by K-EEZY June 16, 2006

bird

disclaimer: when you use the word like this, it isn't classified as slang, but as AAVE.

A bird is someone who flocks with the rest of the crowd without making their own decisions. Constantly sharing their "hot takes" even when nobody asked.....
synonyms: follower, bootlicker, minion

"Girl, I heard you're mad fake. Don't talk to me."
"So did I."

"Y'all some birds fr....."

by graciethecoolest October 6, 2020