biology

1. The scientific study of life.

2. One of the many things that has been pissing off religious zealots for decades. A drop in a bucket, really.

3. One of the many things that has been pissing off about 90% of all students for decades.

4. The 21st century counterpart to physics/chemistry (20th century) and mechanics (19th century).

Things are gonna change around here again.

by William H. Gates III March 8, 2005

biology

an unusual process in which a collection of highly organized atoms try to figure out how they themselves work

Isn't it weird that atoms can contemplate their own existence?Think about it. Biology is fucking weird.

by o'haquille sneal December 31, 2011

IB Biology

A subject that should be avoided at all costs. Taking such subject may result in ending up in a concentration camp with no windows and no first amendment rights for 10 or more hours a week, depending on how many detentions one has.

IB Biology? Why did you take that class? gg...

by SavetheEstuaries March 5, 2009

AP Biology

A never-ending course of destruction and despair rendering innocent, unsuspecting students in an irreparable state of insensibility and incoherent muttering. This course is designed to produce a free and renewable source of distant cries for schools across the nation. 70% of class time is spent doing anything but biology, including but not limited to: chemistry, physics, making tables, inventing new ways to yell at computers, and, of course, math. All AP Bio students will encourage others to take the course next year, so long as they have not had class for at least 2 hours prior and it is not a lab week.

Student A: Hey, how'd your AP Biology lab go?
Student B: Not bad. I only had 10 plants die this time. I finally have one that lived!
Student A: We were only supposed to have 8 plants.
Student B: AP BIOOOO!!!

Student A: How'd you do on the immune system test.
Student B: 28!!
Student A: Niceee

by Billy Bob Jenkins IX March 20, 2013

It deals with biology

A way to say that it deals with, or is, sex without saying it. Very useful when a shy or inexperienced person is trying to avoid embarrassment. Can also be used to keep the true meaning of a conversation/question from being realized. Biology in this case means reproduction or sex.

1. "It deals with biology." Spock to Kirk. Spock was not about to say 'sex' to Kirk. He was too embarrassed.

2. "I'm not sure what Paul and Ali (girl) did last night, but I'm sure it dealt with biolody," Joanne said to Virgina.

3. "He asked me to help him with his biology! Little did I know that he didn't mean his homework!" - geeky girl

by Sans0uAvecV0us January 28, 2009

biology

a class that requires memory, usage, and knowledge of the full history of words you can't even pronounce

biology= many try, few succeed

dude, biology plagues my existence, now i have to change my major to education! hey, at least i have more time to party now.

by fierychic769 December 26, 2008

AP Biology

A time and mind-consuming vortex of dispair, from which there is no excape. It destroys GPA's, self esteem, and dreams of one day becoming a biologist.

I used to get at least 7 hours of sleep every night, but now I have to study for AP Biology and only get 3.

by Cherting March 14, 2008