billiards

n. - testes, balls, often in conjuction with pain

Dude! You just got tagged in the billiards!

by ahouse June 3, 2005

Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker

A complex card game, sometimes refered to as "Yu-Gi-Oh"

Wanna play some Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker in honor of our God Emperor?

by Communist Wombat January 12, 2021

billiard fucking

When a man lays down a woman on a billiards table and undresses her and sticks his cock inside her. A more fetishized version of this act is when instead of the mans penis, the man sticks a billiards cue up the woman's pussy

Dan totally billiard fucked (billiard fucking) Sofia last nite.

by AsherBigCock March 10, 2017

Billtard

someone who is bad with money.

"Jason bought 2000 turtlenecks he is such a Billtard"
-Jason's now ex-wife.

by TheHomelessSurgeon August 14, 2017

the billiard

When engaging in Missionary style sex, the male forces his testicles into the female partner's anus. (Pool ball into a hole.)

Damn, girl your ass is so loose I could give you the billiard.

by Duthu August 13, 2006

toilet billiards

The rare occurance of one curling out a shit so curly and long that it's tip makes contact with the testicles.

"I swear to God, it was so long and curly I was about to clear up in a game of toilet billiards"

by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005

Browns Billiards

An amazing pool hall in Holly Hill, Florida. Too Bad the manager is a complete douche-bag.

Guy #1: Lets to go Browns Billiards!

Guy #2: But Chad is working tonight, and he is fucking annoying :)

by RealTalkThree86 September 10, 2011