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billed height and weight 

Billed Height and Weight are what pro wrestling feds use to introduce their wrestlers. Most of them are not as tall as they are announced on TV. A lot of them wear heel lifts in their boots to appear as tall as their billing
Kane is billed as being 7 feet tall, but in reality he's only around 6'8". 7 feet and 300 plus pounds are only his billed height and weight.

I saw him standing next to a 7 foot basketball player, and the basketball player was taller.

7 Feet is 7 feet

Billed it 

What you say to someone who either kills a joke or says something stupid.this is then followed by 'Shut up bill' when that person tries to redeem themselves and fails yet again.
idiot:The moons a planet , right?
person 1: Billed it
idiot:Im just joking , honestly.
Person 2: shut up Bill.
Billed it by rty325 February 8, 2012

billed it. 

It is the word used to describe the complete and utter failure of any activity performed by someone trying too hard to be "cool".
The act is usually followed by slight ridicule and the chanting of the word every time that person tries to speak, for a short time.
"Hey guys, Rudi just tried to give me shit advice and totally billed it."

"But my mum liked it when i gave it to her last nigh..."

"Billed it."

"But i..."

"BILLED IT!!!"
billed it. by loy411 December 23, 2012

Billed the Intern

The past-tense form of saying that there was an "extramarital affair". Likewise, when someone learns that another person Billed the Intern they can say that they "Found the Little Blue Dress".
I felt sorry for the watercooler, it had to listen to rumors about how Jack Billed the Intern on Saturday.
Billed the Intern by Sid Barrett January 17, 2008

Ivory-Billed Woodpecker 

America's largest woodpecker. Presumed extinct for decades (the last confirmed sighting came before WWII), it has been spotted and videotaped deep in an Arkansas forest.
The only bird even slightly similar to the Ivory-Billed Woodpecker is the Pileated Woodpecker.

Duck-Billed Platypus 

When one gets a girl off with their chin, giving a girl an orgasm with the use of your chin.

See also, Hairy Platypus
After the date, I took the girl back to my place and gave her a duck-billed platypus, and she liked it.
Duck-Billed Platypus by platCHypus November 23, 2009