Incident in which you take a dump, and the toilet splashes you back in perineum. This is different from a regular bidet in that it's the toilet water that's splashing you, not a directed tap.
As a rule, this nearly never happens at home, and it frequently happens when you're forced to use a stall with overtly nasty waters or after you've already urinated.
As a rule, this nearly never happens at home, and it frequently happens when you're forced to use a stall with overtly nasty waters or after you've already urinated.
person one: I'm a little worried. I had to use the portajohn at the airshow, and it gave me a spontaneous bidet.
Friend: Dude, you need to see your doctor.
Friend: Dude, you need to see your doctor.
by johnboynurse March 3, 2009
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Jason the Fake biker he got beat up so much in high school now he's trying to pretend he's tough as a fake biker
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The webcomic Yehuda Moon had a comic illustrating a bike ninja on April 14th.
The webcomic Yehuda Moon had a comic illustrating a bike ninja on April 14th.
I wasn't expecting to be out this late, so I didn't have my lights with me, and I was a bike ninja for the ride home.
When I crossed the intersection, I was almost hit by a bike ninja! Dude needs to get some lights and look where he's going.
When I crossed the intersection, I was almost hit by a bike ninja! Dude needs to get some lights and look where he's going.
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