genital bisection

Where a dumass (particularly those from BME) slice their dick down the center so it is split in two.

BME guy:Hey you want to check out my genital bisection?

woman: Ew no get the fuck away you're not sticking that in me.

by Sparisi1122 October 15, 2008

Berection

When you get a boner from your bro

damn you got a berection damn

by Simp Wigga March 12, 2020

birectional

When a girl's boobies point in opposite directions.

"Man that girl is birectional, I think she's part orangutan!"

by Jordan!! woo! December 11, 2007

Birection

When one's erection is pointing to one side while the scrotum is pointing to the other

"Every time I watch porn in these jeans I get a birection."

by Oside79 January 31, 2014

bisection property

1. If a line bisects an angle, then the two angles formed are congruent to each other. (Geometry)
2. Any of various marsupials found in the Congo.

Wow! Geometry is a lot better and my life is improved now that I can use the bisection property instead of writing a paragraph to solve this proof.

I ate five pounds of bisection property last night.

by lol david May 8, 2008

Brection

The event of a girl's breasts becoming hard, as if her breasts are having an erection.

Friend One: I was getting kinky with my girlfriend, and she totally got a brection!

Friend Two: Whoa, sweet, man!

by DrnCrs December 18, 2010

Bisectional Glutophilia

The fetish for half-assing things. Could be figurative( appreciates little amount of effort, similar to attraction to bad boys) or literal( attracted to people w/ one buttcheek)

Not to be confused with the love of gluten.

She's got bisectional glutophilia; the less they care, the better they are.
It's hard to find women who interest me; bisectional glutaphilia really narrows the dating pool

by daCheminist April 17, 2017