re-bigulator

1. Mythical invention of the Simpson's profesor Fink.
2. Any non-existant machine that would preform an impossible task.

You stupid herb, you can't be two places at once, to do so would require some sort of re-bigulator.

by Miguel February 17, 2004

Bigelow

A person who has a bangin' ass body and has mastered the arts of pranking. Usaully smarter than everyone else and has a unique ability to make others around them feel stupid. tends to be more badass than a crawford.

Screw punk'd, you've just been Bigelowed!

by KaWaBlam! January 9, 2012

bignell

Grade A flog. Loves a flanno and a clean scalp shave. Proclivity for breaking electronics. King of the flogs.

Look at that Bignell, what an absolute flog

by ffrroossttyy November 14, 2016

drop a bigelow

The equivalent of dropping a deuce, ergo a #2, ergo a bowel movement. Reference to Deuce Bigelow, thus dropping a Bigelow.

Dude, i drank way to coffee with those 20 bran muffins, i gotta drop a bigelow in the worst way!

by The Elegant Goon January 28, 2010

Bigello

A big hello

A bigello to everyone in the room!

by Pirmak December 5, 2019

Bigweld

Pretty cool

Bigweld: Pretty Cool
Dave From Alvin And The Chipmunks: ALVIN!!!!!!!!!!!

by remhaDyreffeJ October 18, 2022

Bignelly

A man-like creature who usually comes from Dorset that loves Beer and Sex. Bignelly is loosely related to a Bonobo or Chimpanzee in terms of intelligence and sex-drive and cannot stop grunting and shouting "oh oh oh." He has 600 Bignells in China through his continuing semen donation services. Little known is the fact that he is the reason they installed the "One-China Policy." He also commonly parrots the phrases: "Shit the Bed", "Built like a Brick Shit House", "You're a Little Shit Faggot" (In a kind way), and "Hey Baby." His Beer belly is quite large and he plays with it often in public. He enjoys arts, especially Kamasutra with Donkeys and Goats and maintains a fervent Fish-Fetish. He hates the Scots with a passion but likes Mel Gibson for his political and religious views. He enjoys trelations with Chinese women due to his small sized penis and curiously large ballsack. His beard, Bald Spot and insane bursts of rage are characteristic features that may point to a possible Bignelly.

He is far rarer to find than either Bigfoot or a Yeti but is well acquainted with both as they are his cousins.

I found myself in the woods last week and suddely a wild Bignelly appeared. I heard him grunting and screaming "oh oh oh" as it began to charge. I remembered I had a can of beer in my bag. I threw in to the brush and ran away. I just survived a 'hard' Bignelly charging at me. I sighed for a moment and thanked beer lovers everywhere for saving my life.

by A Wild Snorlax November 21, 2013