If you receive this nickname you are one badass mother fucker. This means ur the type of person to have a 12 inch dick and will fuck someone’s mother. Probably like to drink a few beer with ur bros. Then raise hell. You also like fast cars like camaros and corvette but you don’t fuck with pussy ass Ford. So if ur big tex you’re a badass.
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The ability to be able to write in the male or female gender, depending on who you are talking to via messaging or chat. Useful for messenger programs as well as social networking and internet dating sites, also good when phishing for a new cyber mate.
Im so bitextual that I already have got 4 girlfriends and 2 boyfriends on the internet and one of them is sending me free cash.
by crazy Texas master May 28, 2013
Get the bitextual mug.A sex position invented in the 50s by a man lacking in a rather important department.
He made up for it with an "extension" device made from a hollowed out strap-on.
This allowed him to have fun despite his poor acorn as well as pleasuring those in his company.
In honor of his invention the act of using such an aid was dubbed bigtedd.
Not much is known about bigtedd's later life, it is believed that he started a brothel and died of a heart attack in his late 80s while banging away.
He made up for it with an "extension" device made from a hollowed out strap-on.
This allowed him to have fun despite his poor acorn as well as pleasuring those in his company.
In honor of his invention the act of using such an aid was dubbed bigtedd.
Not much is known about bigtedd's later life, it is believed that he started a brothel and died of a heart attack in his late 80s while banging away.
If you lack the goods you can always bigtedd it.
Man I wish I didn't have an acorn... Oh well I guess I can always bigtedd it.
Man I wish I didn't have an acorn... Oh well I guess I can always bigtedd it.
by zerg547961 December 20, 2013
Get the bigtedd mug.1. If you get this crazy but prestigious nickname, you're probably a total badass that owns 40 different types of guns, loves black jokes, hates Califruities, has a foot long dick, and takes massive shits that put all men to shame.
2. A general name for a massive shit, usually the size of a potato. Must have at least a 2" diameter and an 8" overall length to be classified as a Big Tex.
2. A general name for a massive shit, usually the size of a potato. Must have at least a 2" diameter and an 8" overall length to be classified as a Big Tex.
1. That's a LOT of guns.....
Of course, those belong to Big Tex.
2. Smells like someone took a Big Tex back there!
3. That's the biggest Tex I've ever seen.....
Of course, those belong to Big Tex.
2. Smells like someone took a Big Tex back there!
3. That's the biggest Tex I've ever seen.....
by ThreeSix May 10, 2011
Get the Big Tex mug.It's a big statue of a cowboy that stands in the center of the Texas State Fair every year. It actually burned down last year, 2012. It was really scary...........
Friend1: What are you guys talking about?
Friend2: The Texas State Fair. Wanna go?
Friend1: Sound cool. Wait - what about Big Tex?
Friend2: You mean that big statue thing? what about him?
Friend1: didn't you hear? He burned down!
Friend2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! -dead-
Friend2: The Texas State Fair. Wanna go?
Friend1: Sound cool. Wait - what about Big Tex?
Friend2: You mean that big statue thing? what about him?
Friend1: didn't you hear? He burned down!
Friend2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! -dead-
by OhHeyThereIt'sEvelyn January 20, 2013
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