mr. Higglesworth

That asshole teacher who always fails you because he has a fetish for giving people Fs. He often has a high-pitched voice that makes your ears bleed, and uses that voice to insult you to no end and speak in sentences longer than required. Favorite words include gay, fagola, ass-signment, and F.

Mr. Higglesworth: Well, Fagola, it appears you go approximately zero wrong on your ass-sighnment. Therefore, your score is exactly F out of 12, you failed!

by Foab August 14, 2014

gigglesworth

A way to describe how funny something is or how many laughs (giggles) it could receive

Sam- "ha ha ha"
Charlie-"that was 3 gigglesworth"

by Urbanbeast18 March 17, 2017

Mr Biglesworth

1. a woman's shaved kittie
2. When a woman shaves or waxes her lady parts
3. When a man shaves or waxes a woman's lady parts.

I gave my lady a Mr Biglesworth last weak and it must be growing back because she cant stop scratching her cooch.

by Craig Girard June 10, 2007

biglsworth

A large man who eats cheese and drinks strictly unsweet tea

Timmy is a biglsworth

by Swirly neon December 26, 2020

Arnold Wigglesworth

A funny ass name that a middle aged black man called a chubby 20 something white kid at a Midwestern gas station in April 2005.

Lance: "Whats happenen Playa Playa?" "What's up wit Arnold Wigglesworth complainin' 'bout my lottery tickets?"
"Lemme get 319 50 cent straight twice."

JC: "Hahahahah.. Did you just call him Arnold Wigglesworth?" Instant Classic

by ThE LaTe JC April 13, 2005

Mr. Figglesworth

the ultimate name, anything by this name is made of awesomeness

Someone: Hello
Mr. Figglesworth: adress me by Mr. Figglesworth
Someone: :0... i am not worthy....

by Za Me December 13, 2009

wigglesworth

noun

the act of a man wiggling his penis in a girl's mouth, while she wiggles her fingers in the air.

P.S. try it, it's worth it.

dean: "i gave her the best wigglesworth last night."

randy: "was it worth it?"

dean: "without a doubt."

by MeeHannn December 19, 2009