big bang

rough sex that makes you cum in seconds!

i had a big bang last nite

by kinky biatch March 13, 2005

big bang

a bullshit theory that just shows how much we like to see shit blow up

joe: how was the universe created?
bob: well, there was nothing, then it blew up and became something. its called the big bang.
joe: that sounds like the name of a fancy circle jerk

by Jezuz Munky April 19, 2008

big bang

A sound that was heard in the restroom.

I just heard a loud noise in the restroom.

by David June 10, 2004

big bang

A false theory that stupid cosmologists say created the universe. It's stupid because nothing comes from nothing. Something can't come from nothing.

The big bang is a lie. Those cosmologists need to read the bible.

by David March 6, 2004

big bang

created when God was arm wrestling with his roommate chugs and God apparantly was losing so he farted and blew it in his roommates face and he farted again but this time it was into a match which caused the BIG BANG

ya smell that?

its a big bang joke from family ugy

by Orpheus2008 July 1, 2008

big bang

-See orgy.

Boom?

by sux0r October 10, 2003

big bang

A sound that was heard when the hot water heater turned off and the shower water got cold.

My hot water heater is broken.

by David June 10, 2004