biffed

to be happily and extremely drunk to the point where one begins saying things that don't make sense.

"Dude...I... ahh man I'm biffed."

by Captain Biffington May 12, 2009

Biffed

It means you got fucked up...Real Drunk, absolutely hammered

-Yeooo I got Biffed lastnight in bloomsburg.
-Goose, your soo biffed right now
-Im so beyond biffed right now, i might go streaking

by (va)Gina, Beckles, and cole October 6, 2009

biffed

Angry; annoyed; frustrated

I'm so biffed that she bailed on our plans at the last second.

by Lucifreyja December 14, 2013

Biffed

Biffed is a state that all smokers aim for while smoking green,skunk,bud,hash or anything that isnt tobacco. English call it stonned - Scots say biffed. When your biffed you are royally stonned including sweats,tripping,the shakes and dry humping.

"skunk from amsterdam i got back to glasgow got us biffed off 4 joints in 1 night"
"haw wit...pure majic man ... totally biffed

by Jimmy naemates September 25, 2006

biffed

To accidentally shit your pants.

"Aw man! That smells like shit! Someone just biffed"

by Mulatto September 9, 2008

Biffed

Derived from "Back to the Future", the term means to be raped by the school bully, or any all-around asshole.

Damn, that girl just got biffed!

I was biffed by my boss last night.

by SaiyanRocker October 18, 2008

Biffed

Jizzed=)

I almost biffed when i saw taylor lautner in eclipse

by **Gembo** July 7, 2010