bever ranch

a room full of women

man this place is a bever ranch! sweet

by George Bush Jr. August 30, 2005

Bever Blister

A Bever Blister is similiar to a Fever Blister. A Bever Blister is a cold sore that erupts on your lip every so often. Much like a Fever Blister, it is caused by a virus. BUT the Bever Blister originates from a Beaver Virus.

"Franky, remember that Stripper I was dating a few months ago?" "Well, she left me with a little gift. Check out this Bever Blister on my lip!" "Dude, that thing is rude!!!!"

by Turfclubtom April 20, 2008

slick bever

A vigina that is slick

She had a nice slick Bever

by Dirt December 19, 2016

bever fever

a condition caused by drinking contaminated backcountry water resulting in violent explosive unpredictable uberfrequent bowel evacuations.

i caught bever fever and blew my toilet through the wall.

by dr. dookie September 24, 2007

wow bever

Something Tawa's say

" wow bever you perv"

by Big butthole June 19, 2008

Bevers

The Bevers are always super ✨segsy✨.

Person: Wow yoBu are super segsy.
Bevers guy: I know I'm a Bevers.

by segsy guy 01 September 28, 2020

Bever

Noun
1. Beaver beverage

2. better than never

1:
guy: Dude, this bever tastes rad!
2:
Guy 1: I'm just turning my paper in now.
Guy 2: At least it's bever.

by ZefferTheMooseCow August 28, 2022