The only two lyrics that EVERYONE knows from the song "It's The End of the World As We Know It" by REM.
"The other night I dreamt of knives, continental drift divide. .. *mumble* *mumble* *mumble* LEONARD BERNSTEIN!!!"
by Dustin Parsons July 16, 2006
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Joe: I took a huge berndog last night and my asshole is still sore
Frank: Dude, that sucks. Lord have mercy on your anus.
Frank: Dude, that sucks. Lord have mercy on your anus.
by Nerdy Ned November 17, 2016
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Joe: I took a huge berndog last night and my asshole is still sore
Frank: Dude, that sucks. Lord have mercy on your anus.
Frank: Dude, that sucks. Lord have mercy on your anus.
by Nerdy Ned November 17, 2016
Get the berndog mug.The greatest sports talk show on the radio. It is broadcast on Chicago's AM 670 or on the internet. The show features special segments such as "Who ya Crappin'", where listeners call in and call people out for saying dumb stuff, and "Friday Fung", where a topic is chosen and listeners call in to tell strories about the topic. It is on from 2PM to 6PM and is perfect for distracting you from work.
Terry Boers is a hilarious and goofy old man that makes some of the best comments about various public (and pubic) figures I have ever heard. His greatest line was after being confused about a caller's point he said, "I am all turned around like Heath Ledger." He also does outrageous promotions and sometimes you think he has had a few in the studio.
Dan Bernstein is a very smart Duke graduate who is also a pretty funny guy, but with a dryer sense of humor than Terry. He hates Barry Bonds and other raging ass hats who live in a state of denial about what really happens in the sports world.
The producer is Matt Abattacola who is "to drinking what Kenyans are to running." He prefers Captain and Cokes and is sometimes seen downtown walking around as the show is on the air. Great guy who is pretty fun to drink with.
Terry Boers is a hilarious and goofy old man that makes some of the best comments about various public (and pubic) figures I have ever heard. His greatest line was after being confused about a caller's point he said, "I am all turned around like Heath Ledger." He also does outrageous promotions and sometimes you think he has had a few in the studio.
Dan Bernstein is a very smart Duke graduate who is also a pretty funny guy, but with a dryer sense of humor than Terry. He hates Barry Bonds and other raging ass hats who live in a state of denial about what really happens in the sports world.
The producer is Matt Abattacola who is "to drinking what Kenyans are to running." He prefers Captain and Cokes and is sometimes seen downtown walking around as the show is on the air. Great guy who is pretty fun to drink with.
The other day I was listening to Boers and Bernstein while drinking Alice White wine and was laughing my ass off.
by BigSmooth13 December 14, 2007
Get the Boers and Bernstein mug.Someone that isnt the definition posted before this thats of course. Bernat's are smart, sensitive, loving, sporty, and care about others more than themselves. You can always look for a Bernat to be a good friend or someone that will be there for you till the very end. Bernat's are also very funny and really attractive. Not to mention, really fucking funny.
by Sexy Awesome Funny guy September 25, 2011
Get the Bernat mug.Synonym for double-clutching.
Named after the famous American composer Leonard Bernstein because of his affinity for manual Italian sports convertibles which needed to be double clutched.
Named by Click and Clack from Car Talk on NPR.
Named after the famous American composer Leonard Bernstein because of his affinity for manual Italian sports convertibles which needed to be double clutched.
Named by Click and Clack from Car Talk on NPR.
Dude, why are you pushing the clutch in twice?
Haven't you heard? I'm bernsteining the clutch just like Leonard Bernsetin!
Haven't you heard? I'm bernsteining the clutch just like Leonard Bernsetin!
by Miguel de Cervantes September 24, 2009
Get the bernsteining the clutch mug.A relaxing person, who seems to be calm and shy but honestly is very attentively and listens to what you're saying. A Bernd looks deep into your eyes. He is very self-conscious and a proud men.
Yesterday I got to know a wonderful men!
- Why was he so wonderful?
He listened to me and seemed to be SO attentively, it made me feel so special!
- It must have been a Bernd!
- Why was he so wonderful?
He listened to me and seemed to be SO attentively, it made me feel so special!
- It must have been a Bernd!
by Lisheygreenleaf January 23, 2017
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