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Berted

When a white barber tries to do a fade and goes to high leaving you looking like Bert from Bert and Earnie.
I told you not to fade it high. You Berted me.
by bobjones3r4234 February 9, 2010
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berate

To use insults and feminine nicknames such as Stupid Susie Tampon Princess to emasculate your stepson and make him dead inside.
"Your word is berate."
"Could you use it in a sentence?"
"Berate, I'm dead inside because my stepfather used to berate me with insults and emasculate me with feminine nick names.
by IjustgotrailedbyMickKarn May 18, 2021
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Belated blasphemy

When you seek good company but it’s not obtainable, people other wise are cool. An not all bad but constantly in the mist and mix of drug use that you can retain from. Though ou wish to accompany someone out side of that but no one wants shit piss to do with you.
My life is a constant cycle of belated blasphemy.
by Titus dyfilid February 26, 2019
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Belated Birthday

Saying Happy Belated Birthday is a really gay way of saying i forgot your birthday. Either man up and say sorry i forgot your birthday or tell them the truth, that you don't give a shit that it was their birthday.
guy 1) Dude Happy Belated Birthday
guy 2) So you're saying you forgot my birthday
guy 1) well...?
guy 2) You're a Fag
by Manager OD December 11, 2010
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Berted

Similar to Rinsed; it describes someone who has just been made to look like a fool. This can be for many reasons, such as of losing an argument, not coming up with a good comeback to an insult, losing a competitive game or generally messing up.

Its thought that its usage comes from the well-known wit of Chris Lambert, a CBBC host in the early 90's famous for his put-downs.
'Your mum's a slag!'
-No response
'Dude, that guy totally berted you'

'I lost at one touch one bounce'
'Yeah, you were berted pretty bad'

'Take one step closer and I will bert you'

'Its a fine line between looking cool and looking as if you've been berted'

'I dont like your friends- they kept berting me.'

'Bert you!'
'Bert off!'
by ShanHasan May 13, 2009
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Belated goodnight

A term used when a person forgot to say goodnight to a person the night before. Related to the phrase belated birthday it serves for the same general purpose. It is most commonly used through text.
Stella forgot to say goodnight to Eric so she quickly sent "belated goodnight!(:"
by smellakib May 14, 2011
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Belated Valentine’s Day

(1) What you tell people when you forget to tell them happy Valentine’s Day

(2) That thing you tell people when you kinda like them but you aren’t really anything. So being their Valentine would be a little much
Belated Valentine’s Day: “Yeah she’s cool, I’m definitely crushin on her. I texted her happy belated Valentine’s Day because I forgot to text her yesterday”
by Sir guuuunels February 15, 2022
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