Benton Harbor bankroll

A folded amount of single dollar bills with one larger bill wrapped around it.

I dipped in my pocket for my Benton Harbor bankroll

by bobojr November 2, 2011

bentonite

A paid political campaign operative, working particularly for liberty-oriented Republican candidates. Bentonites have porous principles (if they have any principles at all) and are formed by anti-social psychopathic behavior and the decomposition of the US Constitution. Bentonites have heads that swell 5 to 6 times their original volume in the presence of large amounts of grassroots donations. Bentonites are most useful in sucking up to establishment Republicans, sabotaging political campaigns, paying themselves outrageous salaries, and betraying liberty.

The word became popularized during the 2012 Ron Paul Presidential Campaign.

"What happened to our national delegate majorities in all those states?"
"Yeah, unfortunately they were outed and de-credentialed with the help of a bentonite."

by Juan Martin Diez September 13, 2012

Benton's Law

As any discussion about Apple vs. Microsoft grows larger, the probability that a Linux troll will spoil everything approaches 1.

Windows User: Windows 7 is Microsoft's best OS ever. Loads faster, uses fewer resources, and is much more secure.

Apple User: Feh, Mac OS solved those problems years ago. Besides, it's written for the hardware it runs on, so it's much more stable and a lot faster.

Linux User: Fuckin Kool-Aid drinkers! Only loosers (sic) use an off-the-shelf OS. REAL hax0rz use Linux. Your all pussies for falling for Micro$oft's bullsh*t, and Macs r 4 fags. Enjoy being buttraped, n00bz.

Windows User: I wondered how long it would take someone to pull Benton's Law out of his ass.

by piperdown71 November 2, 2009

Benton

An intelligent individual who understands many things through close observation. Though sometimes misunderstood, people will eventually grow to like them. A kind heart and a caring soul allow an empathic connection with others, while a bright mind and excellent judgment make for a great leader. They possess amazing skills in everything they do and can accomplish things that would be impossible for most. They have a great physique and find it hard sometimes to be so good-looking because they can be resented for it. People like Bentons because they're just amazing. They aren't conceded pricks and they give good advice. They also have a willingness to help people. If you know a Benton, you should appreciate them for their greatness and their wonderful personality.

(This definition doesn't specifically describe one person, it is a meaning of the name "Benton")

I like that Benton guy, he's pretty darn cool.

That guy is really nice and sexy, I bet his name is Benton.

What I wouldn't give to be with Benton.

by Divine Element February 13, 2010

bengong

Bengong can be describe as a word of error in order to express someone's feeling about something is not right. This word actually derived from Kelantanese dialect which usually used to express inappropriate of circumstances occured.As this is a malay word so it is appropriate to make example in Malay sentence.

Chatbox tu memang bengong sikit.. entah kenapa asyik double post jek!

by icuteskull July 13, 2009

Benton City

a. small town in Southeastern Washington, famous for its cherry harvests and rednecks
b. very boring, unless you are in 4H, have horses or other large farm stock or grow vegetables, or weed.
c. number 6 in the nations for meth production.
d. lame

My friend lives in Benton City.
(Upon hearing this statement, subject immediately imagines plaid shirts, cow pies, used needles, horses, and people smoking pot)

by WreakingHavoc October 14, 2008

bentonc

To be in love with one's professor.

I bentoncked Diane freshman year.

by Mahmoud J March 25, 2008