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A person named Benito is a godlike person. They are very straight forward people. If the person named Benito is male he would be very dominant, have a massive shlong and to show his dominance he would have intercourse with every female member of your family. If the Benito is female she would strongly believe in communism and be very good at cooking. The word Benito could also be used to replace inappropriate words.
“Benito just had intercourse with my whole family.“
Wow my ‘Benito’ is huge.
My friend Benito is very good at cooking”
Benito by Tiawan November 22, 2021
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Benito is a little boys name given to fags who can’t Fortnite default dance and have peckers the size of starbursts
Ya I know Benito, he’s the one who can default dance
Benito by lacroixisbigtasty October 28, 2018
Benitoes are hot and often bald they are Italian and really like the Roman empire and want it to come back. They are often seen with German and Japanese people. They also wear black shirts and sometimes have funny hats, really good at speech making. Whilst they love to show off their masculinity, deep down they are loving and caring and almost certainly will not cheat on you
Did you see Benito?
Yeah the Black shirt? He is dreamy
Benito by Kimmy Il May 2, 2022
The dumbest guy in school. He is very strange and sends really bad memes. He is not really funny and sometimes will occasionally bite something. Normally the best friends name starts with a J or V.
“Hey, Bill. That kid sends such bad memes.”
“Yeah, he’s such a Benito.”
Sexiest person in the room. arrogant , selfish but still caring. tends to be Mr.stealyogirl and desirable. easygoing and charming as well as capable of having deep personal bonding , or at least pretend to have it. You rather learn to love him or hate him. Every relationship with him will leave a scar due to the fact that he is so passionate. He gives no
fucks.
"Oh my god i wish people were more Benito"
"Benito guys are all that matters"
"my goal fuck is a Benito"
Benito by guishorro February 9, 2018
Did you see that photoshoot?”
“Yeah I love Benito in it he’s so hot
Benito by Shawn Mendes fangirl April 7, 2019
a person that is mexican goes to colfax mingo looks like a school shooter
Person 1:is't that a school shooter Benito?
Person 2: nah he sits at home sniffing lines of coke
benito by THOT-OLOGYST April 17, 2019