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besties with benefits

You are best friends with sexual benefits. Including going out having phone sex, talking and texting everyday. You can tell your problems too without any emotional attachment.
I know you care for me that is why we are Besties with Benefits
by Caviar2015 May 31, 2016
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bros with benefits

Straight dudes who share hand jobs and blow jobs, maybe kissing if they're really open minded.
I guess I'm looking for a bros with benefits arrangement (Craigslist).
by lonely old dude November 18, 2013
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Friends-With-Benefits-Zoned

The state of being Friends-With-Benefits-Zoned (or FWB-Zoned) is being in a relationship with someone who has sex with you but only considers you a 'friend'. (The Friend-With-Benefit-Zoner usually has boundary issues and tends to be manipulative and self-centered.. using sex to keep you infatuated with them get you to buy them stuff and give them rides because they never have a car/licence).

The FWB-zoner wants you to treat him/her like a boyfriend/girlfriend (by driving them places, answering their calls at 1 am) while giving you no special treatment at all and doing none of these things for you.

The person who is being FWB-Zoned is usually hopelessly in love with the person who is zoning them and is in denial that the person zoning them will eventually want to be in relationship with them if they continue to do whatever they ask... (i.e. give them money and rides)

FWB-Zoners are seasoned professionals analogous to vampires who have been feeding on humans for centuries.

Males with little to no relationship experience or Males who are blinded by love are the two most common victims of being Friends-With-Benefits-Zoned.
Guy 1: Hey look at Nick paying for Jenny's lunch again..

Guy 2: Wow she has him so whipped.

Guy 1: I thought she was still dating that college Guy.

Guy 2: She is, but she only gets to see him when he's on break so she uses Nick for attention while her boyfriend is gone because she know's he's been crushing on her since like 8th grade.

Guy 1: Damn Dude.. That's screwed up. Why is Nick still fucking her and buying her shit?

Guy 2: Poor guy thinks that if he treats her nice and buys her stuff that She'll dump the college guy and be with him.. even though Jenny and everybody else knows that's never gonna happen. He's totally Friends-With-Benefits-Zoned.

Guy 1: What a loser.
by exprodingubebe January 6, 2013
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friends with benefits

2 close friends who think it would be fun to have sex with each other again and again. Until 1 falls in love and gets their heart broken when the other doesn't want a relationship.
Z and W had sex ... a lot. They were "friends with benefits". Z falls in love with W and friendship is over because it got too sticky and complicated.
by ZeldaGlitterDoll187 September 4, 2011
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Neighbors with benefits

Andrea: "Do you like her?"
Billy Bob: "We're just neighbors with benefits bro."
Andrea: "Man, I wish had a hot neighbor so I could get some benefits!"
by NWBro October 21, 2015
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Friends with benefits

Two friends that are sexually attracted to each other and could be great in a relationship but are not together for other reasons. How ever both do flirt and do boyfriend/girlfriend activities but both aren't officially a couple. Usually both have an unconditional care for each other and have feelings for one another but do not take it to another level because of other reasons.
Alexis and Matt have been friends for about 6 years now. They go on dates sometimes and clearly like each other. They are friends with benefits.
by OGrollin98 October 11, 2016
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bromance with benefits

Mocking slang, meant to undermine a deep and close emotional bond between two dudes who are involved in a bromance and to imply that there is something-something physical involved as well.
I can see that Jack and Bill are just as tight as anything, hanging out together all the time, telling each other "I love you" and nudging each other just so, like it's for kicks or something. But don't you think, sooner or later, those two will slide into that "bromance with benefits" territory and want to touch each other's private parts? It's only a matter of time. And that time's ticking.
by urbee91 January 4, 2015
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