Bencho

A nickname given to professional football player Jadon Sancho, as most of his games are spent on the substitutes' bench.

Hey did you see Bencho today? He was finally substituted on in the last 3 minutes against Brighton!

by ÁngelDM July 16, 2021

Once you go black you become a Single mom

When a white women decided to become sexually and or romantically involved with a Black male and she becomes pregnant. The Black male typically ditches the pregnant white women making her a single mother.

Miles- Hanna I wouldnt date Damian.
Donna- Why not he seems nice.
Miles- Hanna once you go black you become a single mom.
Donna- Thats the last thing I need in my life.
Miles- what is that?
Donna- A cribmidget.

Miles- I gotcha

by Leroy McLevine June 10, 2011

burning beacon of raw sexuality

Got to be Michael Jackson in his Gold Pants!

When Michael Jackson took the stage in his Gold Pants, Cindy
let out a sigh and fainted onto the stadium floor, he was such a burning beacon of raw sexuality!

by Suzy123 September 23, 2012

Bencheico

A person who is stupid, idiot or unable to understand their surroundings..

Callate Bencheico..!!

by g3rm@N May 19, 2007

The Beacon School

A mixed public school located in Surrey, England where the girls skirts are higher than their life expectancy, the teachers shag their students, the toilets are used as brothels, and the year 7s think they’re top of the school. The students are either suspiciously smart or can barely pick up a pencil. The teachers are certified nonces who don’t get paid enough and it shows. Most people fail their GCSEs because the grade boundaries are ridiculously high. The toilets look like they haven’t seen any kind of cleaning products since 1985 and to top it all of, the school is ran by a nosy elf who tries too hard and has personal space issues.

person 1: that kid just stole some crappy makeup from asda
person 2: probably goes to the beacon school

by rebeccaaaaaaa.ox January 29, 2020

face like a welders bench

based on a used welders bench, when welding lots of small lumps of metal fly of the object being welded as sparks and solidify on the bench giving it a spotted lumpy look. therefore a girl with a face like a welders bench is ugly, spotty, has a pock marked face, generally rough and not a pleasant sight

A: eeeuurrgh, that lucy's got a face like a welders bench
B: yeh she's well butters

by ontour May 25, 2012

Bence

God in-human form, usually spreads light, or blight

1:dude have you seen Bence?
2:You mean god?

by Not Bence September 22, 2020