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cheeky belgian giggle wank 

A belgian tradition of wanking and giggling at the same time because pornhub is just that hilarious
why is mark laughing alone in his room?
Because hes having a cheeky belgian giggle wank.

belgian pelican 

Sticking one's dick deep down a girls throat -and- putting one's testicles in there as well. A combination of 'deep troat' and 'teabagging'.
VERB:
My girlfriend totally belgian pelicaned me last night!
That's sick man! How did it feel?

NOUN:
I so hope my girlfriend gives me a belgian pelican. It's the best oral experience I ever had!
Word!
belgian pelican by net0n February 23, 2011

Bellicate 

A portmanteau of belligerent and delicate, describing people who constantly talk mad shit, but flip out the moment someone calls them out on their bullshit.

Belicacy is usually accompanied by a super-bougie disposition unique to Southern women.
This bellicate bitch has been shitting on me all day - thinking she's hella funny - but the moment I call her out on her Louis bag, she wanna throw down.
Bellicate by agirlhasnoname1 December 19, 2016

Belgian Waffles 

Belgian Waffles- now THERE are some tasty little fuckers.
Belgian Waffles by Iggnacious March 25, 2006

The Belgian Gift 

The fact that Belgian's have larger penises than many european nations.
Guy at bar: "Hey babe you know I have the belgian gift?
Girl at bar: "Really, you're coming home with me tonight!"
The Belgian Gift by Wim D. August 10, 2006

Belgian Pie Eating Contest 

A sexual carnival of sorts in which a gentleman performs oral sex on no fewer than 3 different ladies in the same room no more than a minute apart. Used especially in reference to particularly sloppy oral sex, as an actual pie eating contest generally results in a messy face.

May also refer to a situation in which several men perform oral sex on several women, with or without switching partners.
When the fraternity invited the neighboring sorority over for the first party of the semester, it only took 20 minutes and 2 kegs to turn the living room into a Belgian Pie Eating Contest.