Belated blasphemy

When you seek good company but it’s not obtainable, people other wise are cool. An not all bad but constantly in the mist and mix of drug use that you can retain from. Though ou wish to accompany someone out side of that but no one wants shit piss to do with you.

My life is a constant cycle of belated blasphemy.

by Titus dyfilid February 26, 2019

Belated Birthday

Saying Happy Belated Birthday is a really gay way of saying i forgot your birthday. Either man up and say sorry i forgot your birthday or tell them the truth, that you don't give a shit that it was their birthday.

guy 1) Dude Happy Belated Birthday
guy 2) So you're saying you forgot my birthday
guy 1) well...?
guy 2) You're a Fag

by Manager OD December 11, 2010

Belated goodnight

A term used when a person forgot to say goodnight to a person the night before. Related to the phrase belated birthday it serves for the same general purpose. It is most commonly used through text.

Stella forgot to say goodnight to Eric so she quickly sent "belated goodnight!(:"

by smellakib May 14, 2011

Prematurely Belated

The act of being precisely on time without being late or early.

I watched as our waitress prematurely belated everyone's food.

by HulkSpider March 31, 2021

Belated Valentine’s Day

(1) What you tell people when you forget to tell them happy Valentine’s Day

(2) That thing you tell people when you kinda like them but you aren’t really anything. So being their Valentine would be a little much

Belated Valentine’s Day: “Yeah she’s cool, I’m definitely crushin on her. I texted her happy belated Valentine’s Day because I forgot to text her yesterday”

by Sir guuuunels February 15, 2022

National Belated Send Nudes Day

Today is the day after Send Nudes day. That means when you learned about it just too late, you scrambled to get women to send you nudes and it didn't work, so now there has to be a whole day dedicated to belated nudes.

Listen Nika, I forgive you for not sending them yesterday, but I can still accept the nudes on account of it being National Belated Send Nudes Day.

by NewYorkMinute May 28, 2018

Belated luck

Wishing luck when forgotten to say

Damn happy belated luck I forgot to tell you

by Durkie October 28, 2020