bejesus

(n) A substance found in the human body that determines how close one is to becoming Jesus.

The bear scared Bejesus out of us

by Brent February 17, 2004

bejesus

1.Used in a phrase or an excalmation.
2. Can be shortened.

You scared the bejesus out of me!
BEJESUS!!!!
I beat the bejes (buh-hace) out of him.

by Adnarim Nosaj November 19, 2003

bejesus

a mythical character resembling Jesus that appears when smoking marijuana

Bejesus and I are going to eat some pizza.

by The Chad April 2, 2003

bejesus

1. A small fictitious organ, often visible, found in the left shoulder of immature humans (children and some adults).
2. An exclamation of surprise, likely when one has been scared or startled. Induced by the bejesus leaping out of the body and sometimes running away in fear.

John: Your bejesus is showing.
Harold: Aw, crap - not again!

Bob: You scared the bejesus out of me!
Carl: It went over there.

by Nag Romius June 1, 2009

bejesus

the thing or state of being that we know and yet do not know, fear and yet do not fear.

I knew he wanted to slap the bejesus out of me for that comment, but I didn't care.

by georgia July 24, 2003

bejesus

A term old people use to describe how messed up they got after smoking "the weed".

I smoked the bejesus out of me.

by Ranger Dick September 27, 2005

bejesus

the ability to comprehend what one sees

my brother beat the bejesus out of me

by Ben June 12, 2003