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David Behar

A rather short and round character, with a very strong attraction to the stereotypical, greedy and cheap personality of Jewish people. Even though he is Jewish, his cheapness is unrelated. Also, not to forget the nose that hangs lower than 90% of the population is lower lip.
Person 1: hey bro, can you Venmo me for that piece of pizza you eat?

Person 2: I didn’t even eat the whole piece.

Person 1: OK you can Venmo me for a quarter of it then

Person 2: you’re acting like a David Behar right now with your cheapness.

Person 1: *drops his drawers and eats McDonald’s*
by Griff56181994 January 28, 2024
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Bear douche

Like a regular douche, but with an unearned sense of toughness.
Keep poking that bear douche. One day you will be face to face with that bear and nothing will save you.
by Sgt Hack November 11, 2021
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bear down for midterms

A phrase used during midterms to indicate the need to really "bear down."
It's midterms time, people have to "bear down," study hard, and get to work. It's "bear down for midterms."
by Professor Professorstein December 17, 2020
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Bear Dick

A thick dick that has a base covered in hair. It applies to bear-like men who do other bear-like men.
I love bear dick because it's really nice and bear-like.
by MEATLOAF FUCK!!! October 25, 2006
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Bear Down

The school motto of the University of Arizona. In 1926, after Arizona Wildcats star football quarterback John Salmon was involved in a horrific car accident, he was hospitalized and visited daily by his coach Pop McKale. On October 18, 1926, Salmon spoke his last words to his coach before dying, "Tell the team to bear down." Coach McKale told the Wildcats team as Salmon wished before a big game, and Arizona wound up winning. It became the school's motto shortly afterwards.

The phrase itself basically means to be strong and smart. It has nothing to do with any large carnivorous animal.
Dude 1: "Bear down!"

Dude 2: "Wait, why would Wildcats bear down? Wildcats aren't bears! They stole it from Chicago!"

Dude 1: "Probably because the phrase has absolutely nothing to do with bears in the first place, it means to exert strength and intelligence. And Arizona has been using it since 1926. Chicago didn't start using until nearly twenty years later!"

Dude 2: "Oh........."
by 98712342634234 May 11, 2014
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bear down

The fight song sung at Chicago Bears home games by fans everytime they score. Also a term used to acknowledge other Bears fans.
Bear down, Chicago Bears! Make every play clear the way to victory!
Bear down, Chicago Bears! Put up a fight with a might so fearlessly!
We'll never forget the way you thrilled the nation with your T formation.
Bear down, Chicago Bears, and let them know why you're wearing the crown.
You're the pride and joy of Illinois. Chicago Bears, bear down!

Guy1:<walks past another Bear fan> BEAR DOWN!
Guy2: DA BEARSS! <High Five>
by MCK83 May 2, 2008
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Polar bear defense

When your getting mauled be a polar bear and you only have once option left. Stick your finger or fingers or fist is his anal cavity. This could result in three outcomes. 1- the polar bear doesn't like it and thinks your gay so he runs away. 2- the polar bear does like it so backs up to u and gives u the option to fuck him or die. You fuck him he let's u free. 3- he doesn't like or is offended by it and kills you on the spot. Which isn't all that bad cuz if you make him more mad he will kill you faster instead of dragging it out.
A man who had heard of Polar bear defense jumped in the polar bear pit and the zoo to swim with the polar bears and they weren't happy. He used polar bear defense and the polar bear let him fuck him Now he is a star on pornhub.
by cletus cccccccccccccccccho October 22, 2017
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