Love Beets

The male gonads. Testicles aching to release a nut.

Sonja sucked the hell out of my love beets last night. My balls are sore.

by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017

The Beets'

That Brittish band from the Doug Funny Show(cleverly titled Doug where they sing stupid songs that get stuck in your head.

The Beets' were the most popular band on the show and were adored by Doug, Skeeter, and Patty.

The Beets' song #1:
"I need more allowance!"
"Yodelllayheeeehoooooooo."
"Why?!"
"Because I do!"

Little girls Doug and Skeeter: "Ahhhhhh!!!!!! The Beets'!!!!"

The Beets' song #2:
"A-eeeeee-ooooooooo Killer Tofu!"
"Oooooooo-eeeeeeeee-ooooooooo Killer Tofu!"

Little girl Patti wets her pants.

by Shaunn L. May 6, 2009

bevets

Bevets is a sweet little boy who loves jesus and the bible. He was born a little odd on account of my having sat on a bag of mothballs when I was pregnant, but he's a darling little scooch anyway, and he just loves posting on that internet. We've had to buy him a bunch of computers because he can't control his drooling problem so well, but it's worth it so that he has an opportunity to play with his internet friends. Sometimes he gets so mad at them! It's adorable! In order to help him argue about jesus, we had cousin Steve (Steve knows lots about computers) write up something called a "Pearl Scripp" that makes it so that any button Bevets hits with those fat little fingers automatically posts a new bible quote or a pointed excerpt from one of those evil evolutionary biologists. He sure does love it, and when he shouted "THANKS UNKA STEVE" it was about the cutest thing ever. I'm so glad he has the internet to play with, because god knows the neighbors were getting tired of him raping those chickens.

Bevets honey, please stop raping those chickens!

by Bevets Mom October 12, 2008

Beatin Beets

To use both hands to smack one's scrotum and balls back and forth repeatedly until the sack is deeply reddened and sore to the touch. Performed for sexual pleasure and by those into rough genital play. May be self-performed or performed by a mate.

Roger loved Beatin Beets. His lovers sack was a deep shade of purple by the end of their session.

by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2015

Green Berets

(UK) Member of the British Royal Marine Commandos.
(USA) Member of the US Army Special Forces.

"Green Beret" is the nicknames, because of their headgear. Which is a green beret, though this is moreso on the US Special Forces, than the Royal Marines.

Don't mess with either of those fucking elites though. The green berets = 10 seconds from pwnage (if you're a terrorist)

Yank: I was in the green berets, dude.
Brit: I was a green beret, mate.

by VirginityTaker69 March 1, 2008

blew beets

Throwing up, vomit

Star just blew beets on the couch

by Blue beets September 22, 2017

Hammering the Beets

Male masturbation. Typically, the more vigorous and rough variety. Not just a causal wank.

I walked in on my roommate sitting on the toilet hammering the beets. I wondered what the smacking was.

My uncle paid me $50 to let him watch me hammering the beets.

I’m so sore from hammering the beets. My balls are swollen. I was on pornhub all day.

by Dick Onchin September 23, 2020