A beeriod is the liquid-like crap you take the morning after a heavy nights drinking. The cause of the beeriod can usually be identified as the consumption of a lot of cheap larger.
The odour released when having ones beeriod is potent and unpleasant, to avoid side effects such as regurgitation or gagging, it is advisable to carry a can of air-freshener for the duration of the beeriod to use at ones discretion. It is customary to inform ones flatmates that one has had ones beeriod so they too can avoid the fallout.
The odour released when having ones beeriod is potent and unpleasant, to avoid side effects such as regurgitation or gagging, it is advisable to carry a can of air-freshener for the duration of the beeriod to use at ones discretion. It is customary to inform ones flatmates that one has had ones beeriod so they too can avoid the fallout.
A-Wheres George? B-Oh he's just having his beeriod. He drank a lot of cheap larger last night.
OR
A-George didn't look well this morning. B-It's OK he's just on his beeriod. He drank a lot of cheap larger last night.
OR
A-George didn't look well this morning. B-It's OK he's just on his beeriod. He drank a lot of cheap larger last night.
by h00ty56 March 20, 2009
by Jason Spencer December 20, 2003
Debilitating affliction following a major night of revelry on the sauce, characterised by feelings of depression and melancholy. These symptoms often accompanied by guilt, listlessness, inertia and hot liquid shitting.
I'm so miserable, I got absolutely cunted at that wedding and am now experiencing a horrendous Beeriod
by gin monster June 16, 2008
When two or more bro's at a party sync up going to the keg to refill their beer throughout the night. It's the same affect women have when they hang out for a long period of time and their monthly visit from Aunt Flo syncs up.
Neil: bro, you need another beer again too?
Me: yea, dude. Looks like we synced up our beeriod. (High five)
Me: yea, dude. Looks like we synced up our beeriod. (High five)
by Digger4 November 28, 2013
A man's time of the month. It occurs during the man's wife/girlfriend's period, when the man needs to constantly drink beer to cope with significant other's PMS.
Man 1: I'll have another pint of Pliny the Elder
Man 2: This is your fifth pint; don't you think you've had enough.
Man 1: Usually, but it's my wife's time of the month, so I'm on my Beeriod
Man 2: Oh shit! This one's on the house man!
Man 2: This is your fifth pint; don't you think you've had enough.
Man 1: Usually, but it's my wife's time of the month, so I'm on my Beeriod
Man 2: Oh shit! This one's on the house man!
by Fegelfatso April 11, 2014
by BEERPANTS December 14, 2010
Any red, fruit-flavoured Belgian beer, preferably one of the scary opaque ones.
Served in a glass, looks like hell. Typically strong enough to fell a cow the cloudy shit guarantees a massive hangover.
Served in a glass, looks like hell. Typically strong enough to fell a cow the cloudy shit guarantees a massive hangover.
by Hoger the German February 26, 2010