Beeler

bee·ler
bēlər
verb
gerund or present participle: beelering
1.
appearing overly excited about an event, when knowing in your heart of hearts you will not attend.
2.
to publicly make claim that commitment will ensue, while privately knowing otherwise
3.
applying false commitment, such as in the case of verbally committing to a business arrangement, but failing to sign a contract

"My prospect told me he would sign, then backed out. He was absolutely beelering on this deal."

by alexcookxu February 13, 2015

Beefless beef

A completely made up grudge with your homie, where you act like your about to scrap but at the last second you squash it and laught. Usual done for comical reasons or to distract a crowd.

My bro showed up the the party with Beefless Beef. He ran up on me talking mad shit, like he was about to throw hands. Everybody was ready to jump until til we bro hugged and laughed.

by Murdatrike October 19, 2017

Squealing a beefer

An unusually large shit, that is normally paired with dehydration, but can often follow chinese food and pizza. Usually involves alcohol, but can be linked to various ethnic foods.

I am squealing a beefer right now, and it stinks.

by rheadorange January 14, 2010

beefleaf

the most fun couple in tgcf. the canon one might not be great, but do not worry! fans understand your pain so move on to the nearest fanfiction site and search up an AU to your liking!

"Didn't she say hualian are the only gay ones here?"

"Okay, but have you seen beefleaf?"

by bananabred_handler August 17, 2021

brian beefer

A homosexual male named Brian who creates beef. I wouldn't mess with one they're known to rape at times. They're most common in big cities and in the Bronx

Hey man watch out there's a Brian Beefer over there!

by Josephcranberfy April 29, 2014

beeferino

Horse food that makes them gassy

You fed the horse Beeferino?!

by Beeferson August 15, 2022

Beefer

A beefer is someone that creates beef, drama, fights, etc.

Man, Adams such a beefer!

by Chels <3 November 18, 2006