beef jerky

A delicious dried, smokey beef snack. Quite possibly the manliest food known to man. Don't be fooled by those pussy beef stick imposters. You can see the "grain" of the beef in real jerky.

Frank: "Hey John, you want some of this beef jerky?"

John: "No thanks."

Frank: "Pussy."

by Guestly January 1, 2012

beef jerky in a dress

a woman of a certain age who, while once attractive for her tanned complexion and lean figure, is now creepily thin and leathery

pool boy 1: hey, did you just finish servicing that beef jerky in a dress in cabana 7?

pool boy 2: yeah, that old beth tips well, but i'm gonna have that old-football taste in my mouth for hours

by i am not wearing pants July 15, 2009

Beef Jerky

The action of jerking off without and lube, hence the dryness of the meat

Yeah, I went beef jerky the other day and got friction burn on my dick

by Sikey1312 March 7, 2018

Beef Jerky

The act of jerking off to thoughts of disgusting cows like Brittney Spears (and I'm talking today's Brittney Spears, not the Brittney Spears of ten years ago.

I had some beef jerky today. I was watching About Schmitt and I saw Kathy Bates totally nude. Couldn't help but jerk off to that cow.

by rogerthewhale September 11, 2011

Beef Jerky

Jerky is the World's healthiest and best tasting snack food. Typically 97% fat free and no carbs, perfect for any and all diets. Widely used by weightlifters and fitness enthusiasts. Also is the most sold snack item to out Troops.

I found the biggest selection of beef jerky anywhere online at http://www.jerky.com/.

by The Jerky Guy January 19, 2009

Beef Jerky

When 2 (or more) people are being jerks and get some beef between them in the process

"When Mr. Pinkowski heard that Roger got the last piece of pie they built up some mad beef jerky"

by DaBasketnabber2000 May 5, 2015

Beef Jerkies

Another name for a hand job.

I don't know if I am ready for sex, how about beef jerkies?

by Powpowjanet June 22, 2019