Bed Bug

Someone who is addicted to their bed. Typically a person suffering from depression.

Look at mark, he is such a bed bug.

by JJJJJJJJJJJJJJ69 August 30, 2019

Bed Bugs

A term for sexually transmitted diseases for candid discussion or to refer STD's humerously

If you're going to have sex with Herpe Helen who has 6 kids with 8 possible fathers, wear a (rubber) so the bed bugs don't bite

by Reverend Jake October 27, 2009

Bed Bug

Someone that does not get the hint that it is time to leave your bed.

I awoke this morning to a blonde bed bug who's mascara had run onto my pillowcase. As I attempted to start my day, she pulled the covers up tight and asked for breakfast. It was time for her to leave.

by commanderfilms December 15, 2011

Bed Bugs

generally the STD known as crabs, but can be used to define any other kind of STD.

"Hey man, check out that fine-ass chick!"

"Nah bro, don't touch her. That bitch got some bed bugs."

by Jakeass8 May 17, 2009

bed bug

a lazy cunt who stays in bed all day

tylah is such a bed bug, she won't leave the bed

by notmyrealname9911 February 28, 2020

Bed Bugs

Apparently, if you run you air conditioning 24/7 it's hard to tell whether or not you have bed bugs but now that they shut my electricity off.... I have bed bugs.

Hym "You want to know what a better use of my time would constitute me sitting in a powerless house scratching the bites I wake up with every morning because, apparently, I have bed bugs.... There is literally nothing I can do about any of this. How's Todd doing? Is he sitting in the dark, scratching he bed bug bites? No? Alright. Cool."

Dr. jeepjorp "It's your own fault"

Hym "Did I rob myself? Did I increase the cost of everything by 150%? Ooh right. I fail to report the fact that the caregivers at the group home I worked at were fucking the retard and violated the abuse and neglect policy which it the direct cause of me getting fired. It's a good thing everyone I know isn't covering for the retard and the whore or this would be someone else's fault...."

by Hym Iam September 10, 2022

Bed bug style

When two people are having sex and a third surprises the one penetrating the first with surprise butt sex similar to the way bed bugs mate via impaling a male currently engaged in sex with his penis and inseminating the female through the other male's body.

Man, last night I surprised my friends by doing it bed bug style!

by Vorsteher Agony August 20, 2019