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Beauty sus 

The opposite of Beauty bias, where the attractiveness of a person makes you more suspicious about their true character, usually causing you to act more closed off or cold around that person than usual because of their beauty, thus the sus.
Friend: “Do you have something against them? Is there some kind of beef going on that I don’t know about?”

You: “Nothing really, I just don’t trust them. Beauty sus I guess, they’re just too hot to not be some kind of freak if you ask me.”
Beauty sus by Oddmammal February 19, 2018
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Beauty Shop Boner 

The guy in the hair salon who has a boner while a girl messes with his hair.
At the hair salon:
Lady 1: OMG! That guy has a boner
Lady 2: OMG! LOL! Looks like a beauty shop boner! *snaps picture*
*Guy awkwardly covers his crotch*
Beauty Shop Boner by Stinkweed March 15, 2013

Far Away Beauty Syndrome (FABS) 

When a boy or girl looks attractive from far away, either from the back, the front, or the side, but is actually not especially attractive when seen up close.
Brit: OMG, Jen, that guy over by the lifeguard stand looks so hooot!!
Jen: Yeah, he has a really nice bod and flowy blonde hair!
*Girls walk closer to get a better look*
Jen: Oh, nevermind.
Brit: Ewww, he has yellow teeth and oddly shaped bushy eyebrows.
Jen and Brit:....Just another guy with Far Away Beauty Syndrome (FABS). *dramatic, disappointed sigh in unison*

Beauty Supply 

DAMN! Yall dont know nuthin. O.K.
A beauty supply is a store where people (usually females) go out and buy beauty supplys, see thats why its called a beauty supply!! :)(smile)! the "supply"s usually consist of hair products; such as hair gel (see pro-style gel, or scrunchies, or brushes, combs etc... Or you can even buy hair weaves for braids or regular full head weaves. Or you can buy make-up, nail polish, or almost any thing else you can think of. Some of them even sell clothing. (usually only the more urban ones, like ones in urban cities, like oakland, or atlanta, or places like that).
Girl 1: Ooh, girl where u buy dat hair at?

Girl 2: Oh, girl at the BEAUTY SUPPLY on 23st.,you know the one across the street form the nail shop.

Girl 1: Ooh, imma have ta go get me some, how much was it?

Girl 2: Only $10. & if u want ur hair braided, they got that kind of hair on sale for 2 for $5.

Girl 1: Ooh, 4-real, HEY!!, let me call my cousin ra ra and see if she could braid my hair!
Beauty Supply by *mS.2o06* July 12, 2005

Beauty Sleep 

That one friend who goes to bed way earlier than anyone else is getting their beauty sleep
1) Im heading off now
2)Aww Gotta get your beauty sleep
Beauty Sleep by FrostyNips17 May 25, 2019

Beauty salon 

Girls code name for having had sex.
“was the beauty salon open last night?”

“any pedicures or manicures last night?”

“girl i got the whole package, manicures, pedicures, and acrylics”
Beauty salon by lovelando August 6, 2023

The Beauty Scale 

A scale used to describe how beautiful someone is. it starts at the lowest with ugly, then progress up with pretty, cute, beautiful, should be illegal to be this beautiful, indescribable, and then ends with the top rating of camryn. this top rating refers to the name of the most beautiful girl the creator of this system has ever seen.
"hey bro, what would you rate that girl?"
"using the beauty scale, pretty"
"damn bro! thats pretty low"
The Beauty Scale by THEtruth October 2, 2012