Michael Beakley

A crazed lunatic who is high on jelly beans and corn syrup.

Poor Michael Beakley eatin all those jelly beans

by A Fake Fat Sunny November 2, 2020

Bealed

To be screwed over in any situation your involved in, be it business, personal, or just something that is supposed to be fun.

Damn bro! You got bealed on that deal! You OK?

by bearnekkid April 25, 2015

Sir John Barleycorn

This is a British name for whisky.

I wouldn't say no to a we drop of Sir John Barleycorn!

by I, Wreckerrr November 28, 2020

Barlhead

Used to describe one with a skin head/ shaven head. One may use this term as a comeback given to a skinhead after they try to roast one.

skinhead: Well at least i don’t look as ugly as yo bitch ass
Person 1: Shut up you barlhead!
Person2: *Giggles*
Skinhead: *Stands in silence*

by JReedy August 27, 2019

Sad Beagle

When you're holding in a fart and your stomach starts to whine like a small dog.

" I had to fart so bad that I sad beagled through the entire date."

"I'm not hungry, I just have the sad beagles going on today."

by Milk Lunch May 5, 2017

Beadleboobs

When a morbidly obese person loses excessive weight, until the point of being classed as dangerously underweight. Although the fat has gone, the boobs are still there. The boobs can not be fought. Even 20 hours of working out at the gym and a perfect diet routine can not beat the beadleboobs. Beadleboobs often result in prevention of any muscles being built.

Beadleboobs

by Sherms/The Sherminator May 14, 2013

Beallsplain

The giving of unsolicited information regarding basic game mechanics.

"Did you hear Bealls the other day? He beallsplained about how I should make sure to equip my epic on my Rogue."

by Matil December 27, 2022